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About Me

Seven things you don't need to know:
1) I came to know Jesus through a fist, a razor blade and a kiss. It is the most beautiful experience of my life. Jesus is the only One worth being a fool for.
2) I'm the only guy I ever met who had a kid before he had sex.
3) I am a failed novelist currently working on being a minutely failed novelist. In the meantime, I still get to write for a living.
4) I originally come from Scotland, but only the pastiness and feistiness remain.
5) I have the body of a nine-year-old girl and weigh less than Gandhi when he was starving himself to death.
6) I have a much older, far more flushed out journal here (www.livejournal.com/users/sardonic_artery).
7) And yes, I only post stoopid pictures of me. I know they're kind of kooky, but don't read into it too much. Life is about serving the LORD; these are simply minor entertaining subplots along the way.<

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

(Past the cliches of Jesus and Paul?) Philip Yancey, Amy Hempel, you before you learned your terminology, whoever thought it would be a good idea to make Zodiac signs automatic on MySpace.

My Blog

Interview at the Cat O'Nine Tails

I'm this month's interview at the Cat O'Nine Tails where we discuss writing, faith and inspirations, but manage to avoid revealing my secret identity:http://craigwallwork.blogspot.com/2009/07/interv...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:51:00 GMT

"30 Seconds Where I Think About Being Alone" in Poor Mojo's Almanac(k)

My nonfiction rant, "30 Seconds Where I Think About Being Alone" is now live at Poor Mojo's Almanac(k):http://www.poormojo.org/cgi-bin/gennie.pl?Rant+43 6+biHit that 'applaud' button at the bottom of t...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 11:07:00 GMT

Issue 7 of Colored Chalk Now Available

Issue 7 of Colored Chalk is now live at www.coloredchalk.comEdited and introduced by yours fictionally, this issue, MacGuffins For Hire, deals withvaluable objects. Authors include:POETRYMichael S. ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 09:22:00 GMT

UPDATED: "Stopping Fireworks" in Flashshot

Flashshot is a daily e-zine for tiny tiny tiny work, 100 words max. My nonfiction piece, "Stopping Fireworks" was the featured piece for 2/17/9. It will be on the main page for another day, then will ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 10:34:00 GMT

Publications to Date

Figured Id put together a list of publications to date. I started off pretty strong in 2003, then took a long hiatus to focus on my first novel and a nonfiction collection, then returned to publishin...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 12:00:00 GMT

Guest Editing Colored Chalk #7 (Call For Submissions)

I'm the guest editor for issue seven of Colored Chalk. This is not a paying publication, but we've received work from a number of name authors, including Stephen Graham Jones (and more that we cant...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:20:00 GMT

Gone Pro

The short version: I write for a living these days. Creative, technical, you name it. Anything shy of spray-painting prose on the backs of the inebriated is my territory. In light of that, I can no lo...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:18:00 GMT

Where You Can Find My Manliness/Real Blog All the Time

Sorry, ultra hip fan base, but I dont really blog here. Im actually just here for the famed MySpace photos: the ever prevalent please-ignore-the-camera-in-my-shot-while-Ive-got-my-mouth-a gape pose and...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 22:21:00 GMT