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Mutant Killer Manatee

Can we have sex now?

About Me

HORHA SZMANDERS!!!!
hat.
I'm all about it.
Dead Body. Bonus!
GO DECOMP!!!

YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT
BUT IF YOU TRY SOMETIMES
YOU MIGHT FIND
YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED
GSR is where it's AT! :)
I heart McGee. ♥
I AM
random
fancy
sensual
stylish
nerdy
smart
german
tall
silly
sexual
and here for my entertainment.
Even more useless facts about the Horha that is me:
- I live with my roommate Stephen who is the best cardboard standee on this planet.
- I am in a continuous state of happiness and refuse to change that.
- I'd DEFINITELY do Grissom if he was real.
- I refuse to let my dress code be influenced by something as insignificant as the weather.
- I believe sleep should be optional. It's totally over rated.
- I will dance to anything remotely dancable. Dancing is life!
- I once met Kate Mulgrew and thought I'd implode with excitement
- I tend to express my feelings through rants full of destruction
- I have a hardcore addiction to shoes. And MAC make-up.
- I want a pocket Szamnders.
- I'm a complete craniophile. I'm all about the gray matter.
- I think you suck if you need alcohol to be fun
- I'm a vegetarian out of firm conviction.
- I have some crazy super-geek powers. And Geek love rules my life. :)
- I thank whoever realized you can eat strawberries
- I'm indeed a Mutant Killer Manatee.
- I will kill my social life with Fanfiction one day
- I have seen Kevin Spacey live on stage TWICE
- I have the first 18 lines of the "Canterbury Tales" memorized
And yes, I do have a lot of appreciation for the straw hat.
There you go.
Ranting makes life happy. So here, a short overview of things I can't stand:
beer - glitter - drunk driving - people who think men shouldn't dance - blocked profiles - people without a sense of humor - snow - the Atlantic ocean
But since I'm really a rather joyful gal, here some things that make life happy:
my friends - my family - Laika - dancing - soccer world cup - sex - Manatees - Russell Crowe - love - Grissom - make-up - Star Trek - adventures - jewelery - my apartment - shoes - fashion - food - Dortmund - vampire puppets - Horha Szmanders action - singing in the car
Favorite animals ever:
Nothing is better than some horny Manatees :P
I'd also like to state that penguins rule. Big time.
This dude is my personal favorite:
LOVE ANIMALS - DON'T EAT THEM!
this is happy:

My Interests

SCIENCE! Preferably death related. I'm a sucker for blood and gore. Not movies. I mean true crime. I know quite a lot about decomposing bodies, the body farm, developing stages of maggots and so on. I am NOT into the philosophical or religious aspects of death. Just the pure science.
For now I attend the Ruhr Univerity Bochum (which I hate with a passion) to get my Bachelor of Arts in English and Geography. Who knows what then. I'll either get my Masters in Geography or switch to criminology. Either way it's going to be something science related.

I also completely adore Kate Mulgrew. Meeting her was the highlight of my life.

I am also in love with Jorja Fox. the original Horha and through and through adorable.

But, just like Kate, I "dig men". :) Quite excessively... So here are the selected few that are way up high on my list:

Russell Crowe. He holds my undying love. For all eternity. Because true love lasts a lifetime :)

Grissom. This man, my friends, is PERFECTION. He makes me want to lick my TV screen. Badly.

Stephen Colbert.Hero of my existence. Bow to the truthiness!

Johnny Depp. Enough said.

When Robbie Williams was still a God his stomach made me scream out in ecstasy. The most perfect arrangement of Tattoos I've ever seen

Mind you, these are just the absolute highlights. There are so many more drool-worthy specimens.... *sighs*

Hot men are going to be the death of me. But I will be a happy corpse. YAY DECOMP!!!

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Kate Mulgrew (again and again!), Szmanders, Horha, Stephen Colbert, Grissom ( to chain him up in my basement), Monty Roberts, Russell Crowe, Angela Merkel, Samwise Gamgee, Gandhi, my dad's father

But even if you're not any of the above, feel free to contact me.
I do NOT want to meet you if you
1. Want to hook up
2. post excessive amounts of bulletins
3. feel like causing drama
4. are an attention whore
5. suck at life
6. Can't appreciate the straw-hat

MY B.A. FRIENDS

Music:

Music is always good.

Queen was the first love of my life. I know all videos and songs. My earliest childhood memory is from watching Queen videos. Good childhood.

and here are some more....

DIE AERZTE

JONI MITCHELL

REINHARD MEY

AFI

MEAT LOAF

LILY ALLEN

THE DRESDEN DOLLS

THE DISTILLERS

BARBARA SCHOENEBERGER

ROBBIE WILLIAMS (when he was still lovable)

PINK

HORRORPOPS

BLAQK AUDIO

HERBERT GROENEMEYER

GREEN DAY

TONY BENNETT

RISE AGAINST

CAT STEVENS

MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK

AMY WINEHOUSE

MUSICAL SOUNDTRACKS

JACK JOHNSON

EVANESCENCE

DIE HAPPY

CHRISTINA AGUILERA

SoKo

SHAKIRA

DICK BRAVE AND THE BACKBEATS

MORRISSEY

NORAH JONES

DIDO

DIE TOTEN HOSEN

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Music was my first love
and it will be my last
Music of the future
and music of the past

To live without my music
would be impossible to do
in this world of troubles
my music pulls me through
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Movies:

Way too many.
So here my top rated ones in no particular order.

MOULIN ROUGE

L. A. CONFIDENTIAL

LOVE ACTUALLY

ZORRO

A BEAUTIFUL MIND

JUNO

INDIANA JONES

HAPPY FEET

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

HARRY POTTER

SERENITY

IN & OUT

MEMENTO

FROM HELL

CLERKS

ORIGINAL SIN

CHOCOLAT

SPIDER MAN

X-MEN

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS

GLADIATOR

THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

THE LORD OF THE RINGS

SHREK

SENSE AND SENSIBILITY

Television:

I only watch DVDs these days. TV just bothers me. So here are things I advise you to download or even better: BUY! :)

Like: Star Trek Voyager. Best show of all times

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (♥ GSR ♥)

Firefly

Buffy

NCIS (♥ always)

Löwenzahn

Menschen Hautnah, 37°

Die Sendung mit der Maus

Let's Dance

Angel

House M. D.

Planet Earth

Germany's Next Topmodel

The Colbert Report

The Nanny

Sex and the City

The Daily Show

Autopsie

Inside the Actor's Studio

Futurama

Nip/Tuck

Mit Herz und Handschellen

Edel und Starck

Monk

X Files

Family Guy

Books:

"The Neverending Story" by Michael Ende.
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What the Hell... really just everything by Michael Ende... :)
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"Fahrenheit 451" by Ray Bradbury.
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"The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde
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The Harry Potter series
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"The Power Exchange" by Cincoflex
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"The Cider House rules" by John Irving.
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" L. A. Confidential" and "The Big Nowhere" by James Ellroy
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Everything by Shakespeare. My favorites are: "Othello" and "Much Ado About Nothing". I also love his Sonnets.
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"Angels and Demons" by Dan Brown
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Anything by Mark Benecke
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"1984" by George Orwell
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"The man who listens to horses" by Monty Roberts
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"The Lord of the Rings" by J. R. R. Tolkien
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"The Swarm" by Frank Schaetzing
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The Douglas Adams series. DON'T PANIC!
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"The Serial Killer Files" by Harold Schechter.
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"The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy" by Tim Burton.
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"The Canterbury Tales" by Geoffrey Chaucer
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Plus a ton of other books I can't think of right now :)

Heroes:


Indiana Jones. The most heroic hero of all times. My one and only ♥

My beloved Star Trek Voyager Crew.

JOHN DEACON! That's what I call a rock star!

My Blog

HORHA!!! Szmanders. hat. SHWEENY!

This subject line is a reference to amazingness. Indeed. So folks. Here is what's up: I am stressed out. I wish I could just focus on school but ya'll know me. I have motivation issues until i have ti...
Posted by Mutant Killer Manatee on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:14:00 PST

no justifications

Yep. That exactly. I will not justify my behavior if you're unwilling to listen in the first place. If you have made up your mind anyways, why don't you just stick with that and leave me alone? We'd a...
Posted by Mutant Killer Manatee on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:21:00 PST

amazing

Today my dear fans, I bring you some amazing video entertainment of the amazing kind. Totally out of context. Because it is okay to be in space after 3 am. First for some Dope Ass Warrior: F...
Posted by Mutant Killer Manatee on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:05:00 PST

an inconveniently crappy movie

Welcome to my shot at being a movie critic. For one of my classes I had to watch an inconvenient truth and now have to write a reaction paper on it which obviously will have to be all smart sounding a...
Posted by Mutant Killer Manatee on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:28:00 PST

the whole story

I figured after last night I should explain the whole thing more in detail. My roommates own a Beagle puppy which they got at the age of 10 weeks an that is now about 4 months old. It is Beagle-typica...
Posted by Mutant Killer Manatee on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:47:00 PST

DANCE WITH ME FUCKERS!

Hello ya'll. Life is good and slightly boring. I can't wait to start classes and my job and hopefully dancing and just UGH! So, if you like to dance, LET ME KNOW!!! We'll hang out, crank up the music...
Posted by Mutant Killer Manatee on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:14:00 PST

learning

So far this year has already taught me a few things. 1. If you want something, do it yourself. Because you cannot depend on others for your dreams to come true. 2. The onyl people who support me 100% ...
Posted by Mutant Killer Manatee on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:32:00 PST

Globalisation my ass

IWelcome to my first blog of political content. As you may know (I hope you do) this years G8 conferece is located in Germany.There have been major discussions about the security measures that have ta...
Posted by Mutant Killer Manatee on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:27:00 PST

HOLY SHIT

The way it looks I'll be taking 14 classes this term. That is a total of 31 hours a week. Up until July. Exams in all of them. What the Hell was I thinking???? Now all I can do is pray that maybe ther...
Posted by Mutant Killer Manatee on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:59:00 PST

scariest thing

Yes, it is 2:30 and I'm only just getting ready for bed. Laika wasn't feeling well all day and when I went downstairs at about 1 to grab a late night snack she peed blood and such. She had thrown up b...
Posted by Mutant Killer Manatee on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:31:00 PST