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**JoHnNy FucKiNg UtAh**

There's nothing like a trail of blood, To find your way back home...

About Me

I am first and foremost a product of a dysfunctional world.. I have managed to make it this far without eating a bullet or shooting up the local quickie mart, so apparently things are going well.
I've spent alot of time traveling around and searching through this turd we call "the world" (26 countries so far and counting) for happiness, enlightenment and inner peace (cue Kung Fu soundtrack here).. So far.. No Luck..
I love music.. It is my life, my blood, my air, my passion.. A lot of people DO things.. This is not something I do.. This is what I AM! Being on stage is the only thing i have ever found that makes me happy in life. There is no woman, no drug, no amount of pain that could keep me from playing.. It is my therapy.. It is not an action.. It is my reason..
Most people think that I come across as an asshole when they first meet me.. If you're one of them... Fuck You. Those that stick around to figure out what I'm all about will realize that I'm a very down to earth person that would do anything for anyone.... Umm... Except for you that is...
I don't believe in love, nor do I believe that I will ever experience love.. On any level.. Every woman that I meet further cements that idea into my subconcious.. (You know who you are)
An EPK video from my previous band Needlemouth...
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My Interests

Music, Girls, Beer, Weed, Jack, Jager, Guns, Blowing shit up, building custom cars... Your Mom...

I'd like to meet:

Drop Dead... Go to Hell... Fuck off...

Music:



Killswitch Engage, Five Finger Death Punch, Cold, Dark New Day, Motograter, Switched, Sevendust, Chevelle, Seether, Korn, Ghost Machine, Mudvayne, Slipknot, Deftones, Alice In Chains, 10 Years, Soundgarden, Chimera, Taproot, Otep, Nonpoint, jeez.... all music, how bout that.

Cool Bands I've shared the stage with: Stone Sour, Lacuna Coil, Shadows Fall, HED(pe), Asesino, Ankla, Godhead,Dope, Primer 55 (RIP), Skinlab, 32 Leaves, Society one, Five Foot Thick, Love .45, Hypnogaja, 40 Grit.

Myspace Layouts :: Funny Videos :: Music Video Codes

Movies:

Anything dark, scary or generally fucked up.

Ghostbusters!!!!

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adopt your own virtual pet!

Television:

Fuck TV...
You scored as Captain Spaulding. You are Captain Spaulding. You love a good laugh, but when someone needs to die, you dont mind killing them. You hate people who dont like clowns, and feel they should die too. Infact, you just want to wreak havoc on anyone who hates clowns! Then enjoy a nice bucket of fried chicken after the daily killings!

Captain Spaulding


60%

Michael Myers


55%

Freddy Krueger


50%

Jigsaw


40%

Hannibal Lecter


40%

Leatherface


35%

Pinhead


35%

Jason Voorhees


30%

Candyman


25%

Buffalo Bill


0%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You're Pinhead. As the head of the Church of
Sorrow, you are an excellent leader. You know
how to keep your minions under control (whether
by fear or respect), and conversely, keep them
happy by giving them what they want. You
personify the perfect mixture of fear and
adoration. Just as pain and pleasure are
indivisible in your doctrine, so are those two
qualities in your followers.
Which Cenobite are you? (includes pictures)
You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You scored as Captain Barbosa. You are cruel and black hearted and you'll get yours in the end but not without taking a few with you. You will surpass even death to reap your rewards.

Sinbad


75%

Long John Silvers


75%

Captain Barbosa


75%

Mary Read


67%

Captain Jack Sparrow


58%

Black Beard


50%

Will Turner


33%

Captain James T. Hook


33%

Dread Pirate Roberts


25%

Morgan Adams


0%
What kind of Pirate are you?
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You are The Magician

Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.

Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.

The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.


My score on The Oh So Deviant Test :
The Fun Fetishist
(You are 88% Deviant!)
What are you, some kind of "sexual connoisseur?" You must enjoy any and all forms of sexual activity, right? Hey, that's not a bad thing at all, so long as the safety of your lover to avoid serious injury is always taken into account, and you are a good communicator with your sexual partners. It's probably difficult to find lovers at this stage, and I bet you may have even scared one or two away with how you talk about your sex preferences. Don't lose hope! When you do find someone capable of "competing on your level," you're in for some amazing and diverse sexual adventures! Be safe out there, and remember, communication is the core of kink!
Link: The Oh So Deviant Test ( OkCupid Free .. Dating )

Heroes:

Anyone that has ever poured their heart out onto a stage.



My Blog

RIP Little brother... Please help us catch his killer..

Please take a minute to repost this for my family and I.. My brother was a good man and the St. Johns County Sheriffs office needs help in locating his killer(s)From www.SJCO.org:Homicide/A1A North De...
Posted by **JoHnNy UtAh** on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:09:00 PST

How I feel today...


Posted by **JoHnNy UtAh** on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:02:00 PST

Nothing...

Our time.. Seems to come to an end.. A tragedy.. But all things die.. Strange this.. Was all that I wanted.. Strange now.. I just ask myself why..   Now I.. Hurt and I cry and I wonder.. How am I...
Posted by **JoHnNy UtAh** on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:50:00 PST