You have been marked on my profile map! Theres lots to know about me. Look for my life story coming soon to book stores Nation wide! Theres stories like..." I traded my C wrench for 7 inch heels!"
and " I spent my 21st Birthday pregnant!" and "Starting all over at 26 with 2 kids and a bus pass!" Stories like..."Heart failure and high cholesterol at 30!"
Good times like the time my friends and I kidnapped 'El Duce'. Or the time my credit card got stollen at 'GWAR'.
Story after story! It will make you laugh! It will make you cry! It will make you loose your mind! I lost mine! CAUSE I WROTE IT!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! So...if you believe in Faries and have'nt given up on humanity OR if you have a REALLY good sense of humor, you might like me and maybe you'll read my book one day. I have'nt written it yet. All the stuff is there. I just have to write it all down. It would be under 'Comedy'. Yeah, I'd read it. There would be lots of pictures, too! ; )
