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I am afraid of success more than failure. i think i have to many weird quirks and tendancies that need to be satisfied and acted out for any one to love me completely. i am often bored. i shower two to three times a day on average. i have low self esteem mixed with manic confidence. i love attention. i strive for modesty. i enjoy "naked time". i have three nipples. i want to be in a band. i strive for a perfect game in bowling (electronic and real). i prefer sam adams. i prefer jamison with that sam adams. i get lonely. i sometimes enjoy feeling depressed and sorry for myself. i was drug tested by my parents. my father was the president of oak ridge military academy. i have terrible motion sickness. i love disco music. i saved a frenchman's life. i took ballet as a child. when i was 4, i knocked my front tooth out after i fell off of a shelf that i was trying to retrieve ernie and bert toys from; i fell off the top and landed teeth first on the bottom, further sticking out shelf; the baby tooth rammed up into my gum and hit my permanent tooth while it was still soft and forming. i could see the baby tooth in the far away nether back regions of my nostril. when the permanent tooth dropped, it had a scar on it from the impact. i knocked that permant tooth out at clown camp. i now have porcelain fronts. i have chopped off a chicken's head. i have been to 31 states. i have been to 17 countries and they was all crazy. i attended 6 schools before graduating from high school. i climbed to the top of the Time Warner Cable tower on spring garden street. i was shot in my right eye with a paint ball at point blank range and wasn't blinded. there is only a 5% chance of keeping you sight after an inccident like that, from 40 ft. away. i have no more grandparents. i have 6 nameless fish. i had fish with names but they all died so i quit naming them. i was the mascot for the greensboro bats. i have southern pride. i won a trip to mexico by playing those touch screen video games you find in bars. i feel dizzy around old people. i just began to like tomatoes this year. i peed my pants in the middle of my second grade class room. i like to thread the silk on the edges of my blanket between my fingers, or twist it into a point and gently insert it into my ear. i have a mole on my scrotum. i am not afraid of the moment of death. i am afraid of the moment after. i am not afraid of change. i honor tradition. i drove a moped for 2 years. i had my moped stolen. i haven't broken a promise in 11 years. i will acknowledge that another man is attractive. i like the carolina tarheels. i still have notes from high school. i like chili cheese burritos from taco bell. i will drink ginger sauce. i play board games. i have cried while watching Star Trek: The Next Generation. i never made the baseball team after they started making us tryout. i sometimes take long hot baths. i get facials. i buy really bad pornography magazines and leave them on the toilet tank in public restrooms. i enjoy going to gay bars. i have traveled at the speed of sound. i went hang gliding. i thought it sucked. i had a mullet when i was little. i get real sweaty sometimes. i was made fun of often as a child. i, somehow, was still relatively popular. i met mick jager. i met david sandborne at the same time. i liked him better. i have ADHD. everyone has ADHD. i write and eat with my left hand, but do every thing else with my right. they still say im not ambidextrious. i am a horrible speller. my mother was an english teacher. i was supposed to be an actor. i got scared. i have involentaraly made people cry. i have done the hair of a corpse for a funeral. it was cold. she was my grandmother. when i can, i sit down to pee. i like no leg hair (on myself). i am self deprecating. my father is a sensitive new age guy. i hate when people leave me comments on myspace that obviously should be private messages. i would do well in the military. im against the war. im not sure what im doing with my life is the right thing. i know its not. im also sure ill never discover what the right thing is. i didnt have a wet dream until i was 18. it was ok, i guess, but messy. i can ride a unicycle. i "swam" with dolphins (which means i stood in shallow water and gently stroked dolphins who really didnt want to be touched by a bunch of fat pasty tourists), i had several peices of furniture i painted featured in the national furniture market in high point, i was in the audience at the conan o'brian show, i've seen patrick stewart perform live, as of 8/11/06 i have two scars on either side of my anus; one shaped like africa in a mirror and the other like a little pac-man (where are those pictures, Dominic?), i am an eagle scout,THE MATHMATICAL EQUATION FOR KNOWING AND UNDERSTANDING ME:x(James Dean/Ol Dirty Bastard + A Gay Rollerblader from Miami(Lorenzo's Oil/GG Allin)) = Sam(where x = Satan's hair gel)" / Get Your Own Voice Player Manage