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yams rock

There was an old woman with a bush down below who said, It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen,

About Me


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I came out ass first!
Do you remember being in your sex education class and your teacher pops in a video cassette tape that says on the actual cassette, "Enjoying Childbirth"? How the hell do you enjoy a child's birth? Are we actually suppose to enjoy staring at some woman's pink taco while something the size of a cantelope is being forced out? I don't think so. But now instead of a cantelope, imagine a woman's cum dumpster squeezing out two buns of baby steel and a dissipating queef. That's what my dad had to witness when I was born a breeched baby. Fate even tried to punch my ticket early with a failing respiratory system. I guess Fate knew what I was going to be capable of, but since I lived, you now get to enjoy the stories I've experienced since my child birth.IF YOU LIKE TO LAUGH...READ MY BLOGS...

My Interests

spinning a yarn

I'd like to meet:

The wizened Fruitcake Lady!

My Blog

Don't ever puke on me...or else!

Let me begin by saying I am one hell of a consumer of alcohol.  If I were a guy, my name would be eddy with a capital E (look it up in the dictionary if you dont know what eddy means).  And ...
Posted by yams rock on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:45:00 PST

Have you ever PUNCHed A FRIEND IN THE FACE?

Have you ever punched a friend in the face?  I sure have.  And it felt good.  I never realized that violence could actually be so satisfying, and enjoyable.  It was almost a...
Posted by yams rock on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:05:00 PST

The Red Grenade (NOT for the weak of stomachs)

The Red Grenade   While growing up, I usually had to work during the summers just so I wouldn't be a financial burden on my parents.  And every summer the jobs would be as uninteresting as ...
Posted by yams rock on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:10:00 PST

Please, no soy on my sauce!

I have many friends with many ideas of sex and pleasure.  Some have talked about romping about naked like a headless horseman running amok displaying a prone need to find a head; or drinking the ...
Posted by yams rock on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:20:00 PST

Queefs 101

Queefs 101 I've been asked what a queef is...so...for those who have never heard of a queef...this story is for you. The first time I heard a queef, I was 17 years old in my favorite sex positionThe ...
Posted by yams rock on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:12:00 PST