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Buddha

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About Me

Well what can I say, I am the one and only, Buddha (do not be fooled by those other posers) I am just about as close to a god as you can ever get, AND U WILL OBEY ME!! If you would like to befriend the Almighty and Powerful Buddha, feel free to add me. RUB MY BELLY FOR GOOD LUCK...please? and when you leave out offerings for me i dont want any of that KFC fake chicken crap. Gimme some pizza or some sushi, home made stuff is always good. Oh and Buddha is not always on his myspace, so when leaving a comment or friend request, be patient and the Buddha WILL respond and/or add you. Namaste, and Buddha bless you.
B Brainy
U Unusual
D Dangerous
D Delicious
H Hot
A Awesome
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My Interests

I really like chanting, those tiny little trees that my followers buy in order to achieve nirvana, OoooH and candles are nice. I also really like doing Yoga (its pretty fuckin hard i cant do anything). I like surfing and longboarding, it's pretty funny to see a fat guy bombing a hill.

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm. Anyone who knows how to party and have a good time i'd like to meet. Hot chicks are always welcome (more to love on me). Anyone that can cook well anyone who wants to be taught my ways.

Movies:

Ooh I do enjoy that movie everyone calls "Napoleon Dynamite". I also like "The Buddhist Fist", "Saved!", "Rumble In the Bronx" "The Legend Of Drunken Master" as well (you just have to love those kung-fu movies)

Television:

I like Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Reno 911, The Simpsons, Southpark, Chappele Show, Saturday Night Live (back when the used to be funny), and anything else that is funny

Books:

Ooh, lemme see, I really like "The Life Of Buddha" (I am in it)-- -- -- -- -- -- -- start puzzle HTML ---- -- -- -- -- -- -- end puzzle HTML --

Heroes:

Jackie Chan, Jet Li, That one-really-old-buddhist-fist-guy-from-"The Buddhist Fist"