Neil

Abooooooot Me:
Yes, I'm old. I know. But to be fair I'd like to think I don't look it and besides I definitely don't act it!!

LIKES:
* Music. I couldn't live without it.
* Internet. It's great.
* Humour (it's SUCH a laugh)
* Internet Humour (they complement each other so well)
* Wit
* Common Sense (it's truly amazing how many people lack this)
* Sarcasm
* Pretty Girls
* Making assumptions (I’m usually right - statistically I'd say 99.9% of the time)
* Geeky stuff. It's the future. Literally.
* People that aren't afraid to take the piss out of themselves. Go on do it. Seriosuly Do it (Repeat, etc)
* Sillyness ( Seriousness)
* Microsoft Excel & VBA (Really. It's brilliant!)
* Numbers (numbers = people. I know pi to 31 decimal places)
* Adidas ( Adidas Old Skool trainers any other shoe. Their "old skool" tracky tops are sweet as well)
* The Aston Villa Youth Team ( current England team)
* Striking footballs accurately (and/or with venom)
* General Campness (I think it could be the future)DISLIKES:
* Waiting. I'm extremely impatient.
* Queueing. Sucks ass.
* People that take themselves too seriously. get overyourselves. C*nts.
* Stupid People
* Dishonest people
* Unreliable people
* Racist people
* People. I'm a misanthropist! "Lolz."
* Birmingham City (everything about them. Olof Mellberg was right!
'Mon THE BEAR!!)
* Tosser footballers (meaning 90% of current England Squad) which thusly makes me begin to hate football. :(
* The FA for appointing Steve McClaren (I absolutely despise the red-faced cunt)
* Pretty much everything and everyone else. 9apart from you 'avid' reader.....
General: I enjoy having a laugh and acting a fool rather than being sensible all the time and I always try (though not always succeeding I might add), to see the funny side of everything. I have (what I like to think is) a great sense of humour if a little dark or weird at times and sick the rest of it. There is a funny aspect to everything. Even... [insert sick comment here]
I have opinions on most things, but don't tend to voice them unless necessesary or relevant. I wish everyone else would adopt this tactic as it really gets on my tits when people always have to have a say, especially when it's totally irrelevant. This happens often. Stop it cunts!
I'm pretty lazy and lack motivation in most things. However, I've started going running about 4 times a week which somehow I've really started to enjoy. I love playing football but i'm not very good and just try silly things and lose possession very easily. I can't defend and don't really want to learn. Forwards are all about the goals. And my middle name is 'goals' :)
I used to absolutely despise 'txt spk' and smileys ;-0, but now I have embraced them as they are as highly amusing as they are annoying. LOLZ, ROFL etc, ZOMG!!
I swear too much and too often, this probably needs adressing. But not yet! Sometimes swearing can be big and clever sometimes, look at this from Snuff Box:
Work:
I have a pretty reasonable job - with a fancy title - writing business reports, and the money is ok, but it's basically me sitting and cursing at a computer all day long. I enjoy work when I'm learning new things, new skills that I can use again in the future, and of course the more nerdier the better! When I'm not learning I'm not interested.
I also try to be sensible at work - there's a time and a place to act a twat. That said, I seem to be making less of an effort in this respect now.