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Doug

I am here for Friends

About Me

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’ll see ya online

My Interests

baseball, beer, christopher moore, city of heroes, city of villains, comics, computer games, computers., elvis, fantasy, football, horror movies., james lee burke, movies, music, nascar, norse mythology, paganism, politics, role playing games, rpgs, sci fi, superheroes, thief, thor, trivia, weightlifting, zombies.

I'd like to meet:

A chainsaw wielding maniac. Or maybe Mandy Moore.Get your own custom layouts at MySpace Support!

Music:

Metal, Country, Trance, Punk, what the hell ever.

Movies:

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Television:

Deadwood, Battlestar Galactica, LOST, Gilmore Girls, CSI, The Venture Bros., Smallville, Dr. Who, Justice League Unlimited, The Daily Show.

Books:

Mysterys, horror, cyberpunk, fantasy, Sci-Fi...about anything good, really

Heroes:

my father, my wife

My Blog

Please do not look away from....the nozzle

The nozzle is calibrating. Please do not look away from...the Nozzle.The best show on TV right now?It's the Venture Bros. Three episodes in and already hitting on all cylinders. Also we are getting to...
Posted by Doug on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:47:00 PST

Rock and Roll!!!

I lol'd
Posted by Doug on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:18:00 PST

Random Stuff...

Apparently it was overweight Asian people day at the gym tonight, for whatever reason. Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course, it was just odd.The only men that should ever wear sandals...
Posted by Doug on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:17:00 PST

Fitness...

So, it took damn near an hour, but I did 10 miles on the ski machine thingy tonight. (think elliptical machine, kinda) Another good thing, even though I was pushing it, my heart rate never went above ...
Posted by Doug on Sat, 31 May 2008 05:57:00 PST

Supernatural

Supernatural has quietly turned into one of the most awesome hours on television.With talent that has formerly written for the X-Files, Angel, Buffy, and Chuck, the stories transcend the pop idol lead...
Posted by Doug on Sat, 24 May 2008 05:16:00 PST

Weekend entertainment

I was fortunate enough this weekend to see 2 exceptional movies, that were highly entertaining for vastly different reasons.First, of course was Iron Man, which not only met my expectations for a comi...
Posted by Doug on Sun, 04 May 2008 10:01:00 PST

Soon, (Better than your Junior Prom)

Oh, Fuck Yea... Check it out. I demand you to do so...You dare not deny me! It's my birthday! (for another hour). Venture Bros. Season 3 Trailer  BTW, I got a bottle of Listerine for my birthday...
Posted by Doug on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:42:00 PST

Music to Exercize to...

So My Health Club was insanely crowded tonight. It was so bad that people were having to wait on Treadmills, ellipticals, ski machines (my favorite, btw), and stair machines, and there are over 200 in...
Posted by Doug on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:17:00 PST

Dungeons and Dragons Character sheets for celebrities

Some of these are pretty funny...From Wired, one of my favorite magazines.D~n~D Character sheets...
Posted by Doug on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:07:00 PST

I don’t know about you...

But being male, I just can’t vote for a fella that only bowls a 37. :)Yes, you read that right - a *37*   Bush here, on the other hand throws a good pitch, but doesn&rsquo...
Posted by Doug on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:35:00 PST