Offensive Kidneys, Merry Christmas & Until We Meet Again |
Someone asked me the weirdest question recently and I've put off answering it because, well, damned if I know the answer. It was something along the line of "What do you do if your kidneys offend you?...
Posted by Gedge on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:10:00 PST |
This Blog Has Poo In It |
Last night I had Quiche and Broccoli which I discovered wasn't a good combination for the gas making machines in my digestive system. I did well to make it through the social events of the evening wit...
Posted by Gedge on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:29:00 PST |
All I Want For Christmas Isn’t Anthrax |
Man my crest fell 100 feet and landed on bloodied elephant tusks when over night my 2900 friends had dropped to just over 2700! I can only assume the the almost 200 people who evaporated from my frien...
Posted by Gedge on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:41:00 PST |
Political Correctness - The New Grinch |
Political Correctness - The New Grinch
We all know the story of how the Grinch Stole Christmas. Well, not many of us realised that it was in fact a true story and that the Grinch has become a symbol ...
Posted by Gedge on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 09:28:00 PST |
The One Handed Tango |
I've been learning Swedish very slowly now for about 7 years. I am finally confident enough to cross the cultural boundaries with diverse statements like "I love you" and "Would you like a cup of tea"...
Posted by Gedge on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:42:00 PST |
Flame Grilled Bikinis |
One thing I'm getting a little tired of these days are ads for Burger King. I have no idea what sort of campaign they use in other countries but here in Kiwi Country they started using sex to sell ham...
Posted by Gedge on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:24:00 PST |
My Affair Wth The Dentist |
Man, I'm having one hell of a month! If you read my last blog then you will no doubt be aware of my tooth ache which put bluntly is like being repeatedly kicked in the nuts - only if they were i...
Posted by Gedge on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:08:00 PST |
Giving Birth To Teeth |
After multiple chocolate injections this week I woke up this morning with severe tooth ache. The pain was so much that it prevented me from sleeping in. Whats worse is its Labour Weekend over here so ...
Posted by Gedge on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 06:31:00 PST |
Silly Plastic Willy |
The other day I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. I was shocked to discover scratches all over my forehead and nose and I have no idea where they came from! Seriously its freaking me out....
Posted by Gedge on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:17:00 PST |
The Politics Of Poo |
The question I want to ask you is...'Are you psychic and if so, what question am I thinking of asking you?'
I will tell you the question if you can tell me my answer. That way I won't have to write a ...
Posted by Gedge on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:23:00 PST |
