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The Trash Compacter

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About Me

My name is Aaron Harrison, and I AM. No, really, I am. AND I AM GOING TO COMPACT YOUR TRASH

My Interests

Read 'em and Weep: G.I. Joe, Comics, Certain forms of anime, Bacon, Ravenously being the best boyfriend the rest of you will never have, Star Wars, Star Trek, and being better than everyone.

I'd like to meet:

Ricardo Montablan, Alan Moore, Greg Graffin, you know. The works. Toshihiro Takeda, too.

Music:

Um. It's broke.

Movies:

The Star Wars Trilogy, now and forever. And, Breaker Breaker. Chuck Norris Magnum Opus, plz blv

Television:

Star Trek: TNG/DS9 reruns. Battlestar Galactica. Fuck the rest.

Books:

Battle Royale by Koushun Takami. Star Wars: Traitor by Matthew Stover. American Gods, by Neil Gaiman.

Heroes:

Green Lantern. (And, I mean motherfucking Alan Scott.), Jean-Luc Picard, Darth Vader, Johnny Cash, Argo Gulski, Sgt. Stalker, Cid Highwind, Piotr Rasputin, Takashi Kawamura, Rachel Sand, Toshihiro Takeda, Katsumi Yamada, Animal Man, Duke, and Rock Lee. I guess that's it. Yes, I know they're all fictional characters. Except for Johnny Cash. He was a real man. A REAL man, god damnitt. Takeda and Yamada are too. So is my girlfriend. Well, real, anyway. I think I can vouch for the not man part.

My Blog

I’m using someone else’s wireless right now.

I'm in an exsistenial mood right now. I'm thinking about my later years in high school, and that's really ironic because the me then thought exsistential was code for faggot. I can't help but wonder i...
Posted by The Trash Compacter on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:14:00 PST

I can’t let this die.

No, really. I cannot let my MySpace die. If I do, I'm afraid that it'll become part of an conglameration of unused personal websites that gain sentience and begin to control the world through manipula...
Posted by The Trash Compacter on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:43:00 PST

I am better than you.

I am. Really. I'm in college and shit. It rules and I have a girlfriend, too. We're boogying come fall break. plz blv. Other news: Animal Man is a total badass, The new JLA series has promise, having ...
Posted by The Trash Compacter on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:32:00 PST

I don't think people really understand the value of a douchebag.

I'm leaving tomorrow and if any women want to profess their undying love for me, do it here. I like to keep things organized, ya heard? And, the damn "Currently Reading" thing isn't working. To hell w...
Posted by The Trash Compacter on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:24:00 PST

'08, baby.

All right. So, after a ridiculous discussion with a non-MySpace user, I have decided to post potentially the greastest administation ever. We took the baddest muthafuckas and put them in the most impo...
Posted by The Trash Compacter on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:09:00 PST

Epic Dream Manuever

So, I had a dream last night. Actually, it was really a nightmare, because it involved zombies. But, it might have been a dream, because I was killing zombies with unparalleled impunity. Anyway, in my...
Posted by The Trash Compacter on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:26:00 PST

Join me, my comrades!

The call goes out! I require three fellow Richmonders to join me for a Halo team to kick the crap out of some Lexington douches. Hit  me up if you wish to be on the winning team....
Posted by The Trash Compacter on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 07:15:00 PST

Wolf, oh wolf, oh can't you see?

589-4708. It's a cell phone number. But, hey, there's no way in hell it's mine, you know. No. No way. Anyway. D&D tomorrow. I've had this mother set for weeks. I cannot wait. I got some other stuf...
Posted by The Trash Compacter on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:45:00 PST

Superman Returns, and how I'm not your best friend anymore.

Ok, Superman Returns comes out on the 28th. Naturally, I get in for a free preview. Who wants to be the one to come with? It should be someone awesome, because after X3's huge belly flop, I need some ...
Posted by The Trash Compacter on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:39:00 PST

Join me brothers!

To that I say yes. Too bad Richmond has a low population of emo kids. Oh well, I'm sure Lexington has more than enough for everyone to pound....
Posted by The Trash Compacter on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 09:37:00 PST