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Sgt. Apone

no hate pls

About Me

I once held an opponent's wife's hand. In a jar of acid. At a party.

My Interests

To crush my enemies. To see them driven before me. And to hear the lamentations of their women

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom.

Music:

Art rock and faggy turtlenecks.

Movies:

Robocop.

Books:

The Dark Tower.

Heroes:

Dax Flame. Matt Sharp.

My Blog

On things that shouldn't suprise anyone.

Your results:You are Spider-ManSpider-Man 100%Green Lantern 85%Catwoman 80%The Flash 70%Hulk 65%Iron Man 50%Superman 45%Robin 40%Supergirl 40%Wonder Woman 35%Batman 35%You are intelligent, witty, a bi...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:29:00 PST

On new policies.

If its not about Total Recall I don't want to hear about it so keep that shit to yourself kthx.
Posted by Josh on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:06:00 PST

On advertising, crossing the line, fallen heros, and sick feelings in the stomach.

There are so many things to say, but what it basically boils down to is this:Why?Shame on you Doc Martens. This ad campaign is absolutely disgusting. Not like I ever planned on it, since I'm not an an...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:14:00 PST

On the greatest day of my life. Part II

I jerked off twice to the new Protoss units today. No, I'm not ashamed.
Posted by Josh on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

On the greatest day of my life.

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Posted by Josh on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:28:00 PST

On how mother fuckers act like they forgot about Dre.

You all know me. Still the same old G... but I been low key.
Posted by Josh on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:22:00 PST

On upcoming shows.

By the way... the Dance Party is only five dollars. I'm not sure if there is really dancing or not.If you want to dance I won't stop you....
Posted by Josh on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:49:00 PST

On my dick, how much it can bench press, its yoga habits, and VIP access.

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Posted by Josh on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

On the Titanic.

Still not convinced?As of this writing, there are only two living survivors of the Titanic, and both of them claim to have been babies and too young to remember what happened.HOW CONVENIENT!...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

On the lengths some are willing to go to achieve their dream.

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Posted by Josh on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST