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Elizabeth

About Me

Hello my name is Elizabeth I live in oxford. I love life and i will always live it to the full. I have no time for idiots and time wasters. I know what I want and i will go for it. I can sometimes be called rude but it is just my way, I will never tiptoe around people. I will never be like you average people squashed under the thumb of the Man until the day I have to rot away in a retirement home in a puddle of my own urine.I will forever play the system and take what I want ,when I want. Taking as many chemicals as I can along the way. I will win in the end.tee hee xxxxxx MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Heroin...is there anything else? I also like scalextric racing and going to kooky tucked-away coffee houses and pretending to be busy on my laptop...

I'd like to meet:

Batman, Chairman Mao, my parents, boys with little willies and Jon Bon Jovi.

Music:

traditional Burmese woodwind music, psy-trance, death metal...artists?: Arctic Monkeys, Henry's Phonograph, Hall and Oates, G-Unit, New York Dolls, the Cockney Rejects

Movies:

Romper Stomper, Glen or Glenda, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Graverobbers from Outer Space, Cube, Cube 2, Clockwork Orange, NOT The Passion of the Christ, religion is the centre of all evil, Jesus was a fudge-packer and if he did exist, he was either a con artist or a hobo . God is also a fudge-packer, but bigger.

Television:

I CUT MYSELF

Books:

'the Kama Sutra', 'Trainspotting', 'the Hungry Caterpillar'

Heroes:

George W. Bush, he's the greatest president America (and the world) has ever had...Charlie Chaplin, because I'm always smashing my face on things and people tell me I should do slapstick...