Miss Maulie &trade * Burlesque Stripteaser

About Me

Thoroughbred Kentucky Redhead Ready to Rock your World! I'm a featured burlesque stripteaser. Performing is my full-time profession and obsession! I have 20+ high class to kick ass acts to choose from and love to travel (I'm often spotted cruising through airports with curlers in my hair, chugging a half gallon of milk...it does a body good, REAL good, in my case). Choose from popular numbers like Miss Maulie Martini, Pink-a-Boo, Lady Luck, and the Trashy Maid!
I am also an experienced retro Pin-Up model. I'm always interested in shooting glamour burlesque promos. I've done light fetish work and would like to add some "retro raunch" style shots to get an edgier vibe in my portfolio and on my website, MISSMAULIE.com . No porn; don't even ask. I'm seeking published credits and paid work only (with the exception of a few photographers who I absolutely adore-I have had the good fortune of working with some of the BEST photographers). I can provide vintage hairstyle, makeup, and clothing. P.S. I am not thin. I'm muscular & curvy. I have some tattoos, but my only piercings are in my ears. Model Mayhem #844 . LOTS more to see at MISSMAULIE.com !
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My Interests

Dancin' (and boys who will do it with me), Bourbon (and boys who will buy it for me), Sewing sparkly costumes, Dancin' some more, G-Strings, Milkshakes, Cookin' up square meals, old movies (esp. 30's musicals & 40's war dramas), Glitter, more dancin', Monster trucks & Muscle cars (and the boys who drive them), PUSSY (cats), Confederate battlefields & museums, wrastlin' (and boys who'll gig for me), Anyone wanna dance?
You Are Las Vegas
Wild and uninhibited, you enjoy all of life's vices.
You're a total hedonist, especially with sex, gambling, and drinking.
You shine brightly every night, but you do the walk of shame each morning.

What American City Are You?

Exotic Dancers Association

I'd like to meet:

Folks interested in booking me, other burlesque performers who are interested in collaborating and traveling, professional photographers with style. Contact me with an offer! I'm always willing to travel for a good gig or shoot. I'm relatively new to Austin, so cool folks around town as well. RAUNCH 'n' ROLL, y'all!

Movies:

I love old musicals, war dramas, and westerns. Lady of Burlesque, Stage Door, Me and My Gal, Gypsy, Ziegfeld Girl, Live Nude Girls Unite!, Cabaret, the Women, Tombstone

Television:

I haven't had cable TV in years, but I love TCM.

Books:

I read non-fiction, mostly history & biographies. I am a real stickler for proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling. You have been warned.

Heroes:

Barbara Stanwyck's characters. Frances Gumm. Ann Miller. My 'Games & Dames' co-producer, Roz.

My Blog

NBC Prime Time Teaser

I filmed this episode of Friday Night Lights as a pole dancing extra back in November. Clearly, I have much better pole skills than that, but I was not supposed to be the focus of the scene....j...
Posted by Miss Maulie &trade * Burlesque Stripteaser on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:53:00 PST

KLBJ Pleasurefest - - was HAAAWT!

Thanks to Lynn @ Forbidden Fruit for the excellent organization. I had a blast! The roses and wine sent to my dressing room didn't hurt either. Thanks sweetheart. ; ) The...
Posted by Miss Maulie &trade * Burlesque Stripteaser on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:48:00 PST

Santa Baby...

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Posted by Miss Maulie &trade * Burlesque Stripteaser on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 03:39:00 PST

A sparkling review of Texas Burlesque Festival

I had the extreme pleasure of performing at the first night of the first ever Texas Burlesque Festival. The organizers of the event did an AMAZING job of pulling off a show filled with so many p...
Posted by Miss Maulie &trade * Burlesque Stripteaser on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:41:00 PST

In the closet with JO BOOBS! Article on me at GStringsForever!

I have been a big fan of Jo Weldon for some time, so I am truly honored that she has written about me on her website! Go give it a read & see what it's like in my closet: http://burles...
Posted by Miss Maulie &trade * Burlesque Stripteaser on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:12:00 PST

VIDEO footage of the brand new Miss Maulie number, PINK CHAMPAGNE at 8/10/07!

Special super thank yous from us to Dave from C.. 10's CapZeyeZ and Raw Time music shows for coming out and webcasting the Emo's Games & Dames event. Check Dave's stuff out at his Website or his M...
Posted by Miss Maulie &trade * Burlesque Stripteaser on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:29:00 PST

AUGUST 10th: Games & Dames: Poker, Blackjack & Burlesque! is BACK with a Swing Night!

Hosted By: Varietease Burlesque CompanyWhen: 10 Aug 2007, 10:00 PMWhere: Emos Lounge603 Red RiverAustin, TX 78701United StatesDescription: Varietease Burlesque Company Click Here To View EventI'll...
Posted by Miss Maulie &trade * Burlesque Stripteaser on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:36:00 PST

Miss Exotic World....And the Winner is....

In my book, anyway.... Albert Cadabra! His boxing match with Rubik's Cube was absolutely hilarious and original.
Posted by Miss Maulie &trade * Burlesque Stripteaser on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:48:00 PST

My funniest gig yet: [austin swim] RETURNS

Hosted By: Austin SwimWhen: 03 Jun 2007, 08:00 PMWhere: 1300 E 4th St1300 E 4th StAustin, TX 78702United StatesDescription:Austin Swim Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Miss Maulie &trade * Burlesque Stripteaser on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:10:00 PST

Take it off, already!

I am SO DANG SICK of girls who call themselves classic-styled burlesque dancers and then in the same breath say that it's not classy to get down to pasties & a g-string! Then the same girl w...
Posted by Miss Maulie &trade * Burlesque Stripteaser on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:02:00 PST