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The Humiliators

About Me

The Humiliators formed in 2006 as a result of a drunken dare. We just have so much fun playing, that we've decided to keep it going and to keep drinking. Our philosophy is simple: to have fun and to rock. We're trying to bring the art of guitar soloing back to rock 'n roll. It seems that a lot of modern artists no longer play guitar solos in their songs.Our set consists of original music. From time to time, we do throw in a couple of covers from our influences.Todd is the front man. He's white and skinny, so he figured he'd be right for the job. Plus, he can't play any instruments.John is a guitarist. He's either Chinese or Japanese....I can't remember. Either way, he kicks ass when he plays guitar. Check out our pictures. He has that same intensity when he solos.Dave is the youngest member of the band. Sorry ladies, he's already married and a dad. He drank 2 Bass ales during our recording session and couldn't play. Freakin' lightweight. Jeff is our bass player. He used to play guitar, but we figured that three guitars, vocals and drums would sound silly. He always brings beer to practice. We all mooch it from him. Greg is our drummer. He's a nocturnal creature from the Wimberley area. He's nicknamed "The Hammer" for a reason. We all wear earplugs in practice because of him. CONTACT INFORMATION: We'd love to hear from you. Want to be added to our mailing list? Want us to rock your world? Feel Free to contact us at Humiliator's email PHOTOS: We know that we're ugly. If you're brave enough to check it out, visit our photo gallery here . ONLINE STORE: Pimp your ho with some of these classy threads, or grab something for yourself to wear to the next visit to grandma's hizzy here. Make sure to check out the product descriptions, as a lot of thought went into their creation.

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Member Since: 5/31/2006
Band Website: http://www.thehumiliators.com
Band Members:

    Todd Hittner - Vocals David Bailey - Guitar, Vocals John - Guitar Jeff Krehbiel - Bass Greg Pelczar - Drums

Influences: AC/DC, Kiss, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Rush or any other guitar driven band that kicks ass.
Sounds Like: Your Mother
Record Label: Broke Dick Records
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Adios, Collin

Unfortunately, Collin quit the band last week.  Being a husband and a recent father left him little time for much else.  In fact, he had to get a second job to help pay for day care.  S...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:31:00 GMT

Tommy Pons Is A Douchebag

Here's lyrics to our new song.  It was written for the douchebag that got pissed at us last year cuz we woke him up when we played for the runners of the AT&T marathon.  We were slotted ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:11:00 GMT

We don't mind playing for free (that's almost normal)

Interesting post from craigslist on 07-JUN-2007....  I really like the reply, towards the bottom.  Man, that writing style almost seems familiar... hmm......###########WHINER #1 POST###...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:22:00 GMT

15th Amendment (sort of)

We're asking for your vote.  www.didiask.com has us listed as in their vote for the best rock band.  We're not even close, but who cares - vote any way. Vote for us here
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:04:00 GMT

Freebird FU - Saturday May 26th @ Trophy's Bar & Grill

We've been invited to participate in the Freebird FU at Trophy's Bar & Grill on South Congress.  We're the first of many bands, which met the strict qualifying guidelines:1) You must be an or...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 20:15:00 GMT

Petition to save rock 'n roll in Austin, Texas

Our drummer, Collin, got motivated and drew up a petition to save rock 'n roll in Austin, TX.  Take a moment to review it here.  Furthermore, we vow never to write songs...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:33:00 GMT

Praise the Lord and pass the guitars!

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Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:26:00 GMT

Our Greatest Fan

We'd like to take a second to recognize our greatest fan.  His name is Alfredo.  Check him out - he's one of our myspace friends.  And ladies, he's a single man!  Maybe that's why ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:55:00 GMT

New tunes are up!

Whew.. a busy week!  We laid down six tracks on Sunday, and went back to the studio at Singular Audio tonight to mix/master our demo.  A shout goes out to Alex Keller at Singular Audio&...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 23:50:00 GMT

Gearing up for the studio

We are busy preparing, reviewing and  rehearsing.  We are getting ready for a trip to Singular Audio Studios located in the Lone Star School Of Music.  We're looking forward t...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:05:00 GMT