The Humiliators formed in 2006 as a result of a drunken dare. We just have so much fun playing, that we've decided to keep it going and to keep drinking.
Our philosophy is simple: to have fun and to rock. We're trying to bring the art of guitar soloing back to rock 'n roll. It seems that a lot of modern artists no longer play guitar solos in their songs.Our set consists of original music. From time to time, we do throw in a couple of covers from our influences.Todd is the front man. He's white and skinny, so he figured he'd be right for the job. Plus, he can't play any instruments.John is a guitarist. He's either Chinese or Japanese....I can't remember. Either way, he kicks ass when he plays guitar. Check out our pictures. He has that same intensity when he solos.Dave is the youngest member of the band. Sorry ladies, he's already married and a dad. He drank 2 Bass ales during our recording session and couldn't play. Freakin' lightweight. Jeff is our bass player. He used to play guitar, but we figured that three guitars, vocals and drums would sound silly. He always brings beer to practice. We all mooch it from him. Greg is our drummer. He's a nocturnal creature from the Wimberley area. He's nicknamed "The Hammer" for a reason. We all wear earplugs in practice because of him. CONTACT INFORMATION: We'd love to hear from you. Want to be added to our mailing list? Want us to rock your world? Feel Free to contact us at
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