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.. width="425" height="350" ..An utterly poetic soul guided by what life shows to me day to day. A Dragon in the Light, an entity of Shadow by night. For I seek true knowledge and understanding in this life. Nothing could dare impose on what it is that I set my soul out to do. My Life, My Strength, My Soul (If I got one). Welcome to My World. Play by my rules or Get FuckOut! NO EXCEPTIONSI got no friends, no allies, Hell rocks as quick. No love for none of you who despise my trip. Keep ya Distance cuz I don't need your assistance. I'm built to last and made for resistance.. "And when twilight arises, so shall the conciousness of The Dragon and The Soul of a Vampire. Love me, never fear me, but always respect me."
-Astaroth 3:16-It aint hard to know a guy like me. It is just rather simple. Don't step on my toes, I won't step on yours. Not to be played with, toyed with or otherwise misconstrued, I'm bout that business, about that paper and about what I want outta this life. I wish I could hold to you ladies that might want a guy that serious, but I got someone right now who is my world. So if you trying to get at me, I am sorry, I am a one woman man nowadays. But I didn't say we couldn't be friends. So stay close and maybe... well, I'll let you imagine that for yourself.If love should be worth saving, let your self live once and die twice."
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[x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x]
What's your name? ::: Astaroth
Birthplace ::: The City of Dis-Otherwise Richmond Va.
Age ::: 19
Age you act ::: 25
Current location ::: Brooklyn
Eye color ::: Rite now, Green... Later on Brown
Hair color ::: Black
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::: Right Handed
Zodiac sign? ::: Cancer
Height? ::: 5'10"
[x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x]
Your heritage/nationality ::: West Indian/American Indian/Irish
Your hair ::: Black, thick and Lustrious
Your fears ::: Going to Heaven
Your perfect room ::: Lots of Roses, Walls painted black. Several Sharp Silver objects, and your wife handcuff naked on my bed
What you practically do in a day ::: Eat, Sleep, Go to Work and Study
[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x]
Words you overuse ::: Fuck
Phrases you overuse ::: Blow Me
Your first thought when you wake up ::: What are some unique ways to get laid?
Your greatest accomplishment ::: Living
Something you want to do ::: Be Wealthy as a computer analysist/Engineer
[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x]
Pepsi or Coke ::: Pepsi Muthafucka ( There goes that "F" Word again)
McDonald's or Burger Kings ::: Does it really matter?
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::: I'd rather Bang Christina
Chocolate or vanilla ::: mmmm.... Chocolate
Adidas or Nike ::: Nike
Black or white ::: Why not both?
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::: I like Grants and Benjamins
Burgers or hot dogs ::: Again, does it matter
Egypt or France ::: Egypt, where the night holds sway over what I can do to you
Rock or rap ::: Black Metal for Life
[x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x]
Smoke ::: Yup, Sure do
Cuss ::: Gimme a hell yeah!
Sing well ::: ....
Sing in the shower ::: No but there are other things that can be done in the shower
Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::: .... I'm not THAT psycho
Believe in yourself ::: Well If I didn't, I'd be dead already
Like taking these longass surveys? ::: Well, I must be bored.
Play an instrument ::: Music, yes.... otherwise no.
Want to go to college? ::: That's where I am at now.
Want to get married? ::: .... I'll let you be the judge of that.
Want to have children? ::: ....Maybe.... just maybe
Think you're a health freak? ::: *flips the bird*
Get along with your parents ::: Whatever weed your smoking, pass that. I want to get high too.
Get along with your siblings? ::: See above
Think you're popular ::: I don't give a damn about what people think.
[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x]
Gone out of state ::: Nah
Drank alchohal ::: Damn Rite
Smoke ::: Do it 24/7
Get high ::: Wouldn't you like to know
Done any drugs ::: See above
Eaten an entire box of oreos ::: What the fuck... I have a life you know.
Been on stage ::: Yeah, performing...
Gone skinny dipping ::: I'll go only if your mother comes too.
Been dumped ::: Yes... and they want me back so badly now...
Dyed your hair ::: Why, black is where it is.
Stolen anything ::: Yup, your virginity
[x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x]
Craziest ::: Jackie
Loudest ::: Mena
Most shy ::: My Wife, Marva
Blondest ::: ....
Smartest ::: Jury is still out on that one
Kindest ::: See the "My wife" comment
Best personality ::: My Team Cap, Elaine
Most talented ::: There are too many to list.
Best singer ::: Tiffany
Most ghetto ::: Again, See Mena
Drama Queen ((or King XP)) ::: Again, see," My Wife" Comment
Pain in the ass ::: James(sometimes)
The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style))::: Nightmare
Funniest ::: Scarface ( yeah I got a friend by that name)
Best person for advice ::: ....
Dependable ::: David
Trustworthy ::: I won't say so I don't offend anyone.
Druggie ::: * Looks at Nightmare*
Most likely to end up in jail ::: I don't know. Do you?
Person you've known the longest ::: Nightmare
[x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x]
Last dream ::: I had gotten into an orgy with several beautiful Nymphs and some of them where girls I always knew.
Last nightmare ::: I died and went to heaven
Car ride ::: In a 2006 Lincoln Navigator
Last time you cried ::: When I buried my older Brother
Last movie seen ::: Jackass
Last movie rented ::: House of 1000 corpses
Last book read ::: Blood and Gold: The Story of Marius
Last word said ::: Bite me.
Last curse word said ::: Damn
Last time you laugh ::: This morning when I got up
Last phone call ::: See the earlier statemen
Last CD played ::: Damnation and A Day-Cradle of Filth
Last song you listened to ::: Better To Reign in Hell
Last annoyance ::: Your Dad asking me for his wife back
Last IM ::: This afternoon
Last weird encounter ::: Never had one
Last person you hugged ::: My wife..
Last person you yelled at ::: My Wife
Last time you wore a skirt ::: I don't wear skirts... I'm a guy
Last time you've been evil ::: I'm evil every day
Sarcastic? ::: Oh, that is really a nice way to ask. You should ask more people this question
Last time you fought with your parents ::: two weeks ago
Last time you wished upon a star ::: Never did. Never believed in wishing.
Played Truth or Dare ::: Yup
Spent quality time alone ::: I do it at night when I'm sleeping
[x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x]
Are you talking to someone on ..:: What
Do you feel lonely ::: Fuck you, I said I had a wife
Ever TP'd someone's house ::: Only you
How about egging someone's house ::: Yeah. I egged yours, didn't I?
Do you not like dislike not like me? ::: I fucking hate you
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::: * Does Jerk off gesture*
Yo Momma ::: is like a shotgun, one cock and she blows
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::: No... not into cannabalism, sorry
What do you think of George Bush? ::: He's fucking asshole
Any secret fetishes? ::: Wouldn't you like to know?
Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::: Yeah, I strap you in them before I fuck you stupid.
How many languages do you speak? ::: ..... I can't say that.
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! ::: So stop fingering yourself.
Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P)) ::: Yup, Now do something.
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My score on The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test :
Satan
(You scored 55% Pride, 60% Envy, 75% Ambition, and 77% Deceitfulness!)
You are Satan, the consummate villain, and the ascendant figure in the unholy trinity. Throughout history you have been called The Serpent, The Accuser, The Devil, Lucifer, The Prince of the Power of the Air, and The Dragon, among other things. Your "compatriots" in the unholy trinity, the Antichrist and the False Prophet, are merely pawns in your futile struggle with God. Though, they probably don’t know this. This is because you are a master of deception; indeed the Bible calls you "The Father of All Lies". You are also very ambitious, and you strive to be in positions of the utmost authority. Unfortunately, it was impossible for you to obtain the highest title in heaven and this is part of the reason why you decided to leave. Of course, you couldn’t just leave by yourself, so you managed to use your deceptive abilities to get one third of the angels in heaven to join with you in revolt. God put down the rebellion and expelled you from heaven. To most people, it would seem foolish to start a war against God, but pride can sometimes cause people to do foolish things. In heaven, you were the most beautiful and powerful of all angels and you were well aware of this. Unfortunately, you let your pride consume you and your passions led you down the road to perdition. After you were expelled from heaven, you let another one of your attributes consume you—envy. You knew that you could never defeat God, but you could attempt to destroy humanity, his most beloved creation. Your goal is to bring as many people as possible to suffer in Hell with you. Fortunately for you, but unfortunately for the rest of us, you’ve been endowed with all of the attributes necessary (deceptiveness, confidence, ruthlessness, and ambition) to do a terribly good job at this.OTHER BIBLICAL VILLAINS
&A Child of Israel
&The Serpent
&The Phillistine
&Judas Iscariot
&Jonah
&The Demon
&The Fallen Angel
&The False Prophet
&Goliath
&Pharaoh
&King Nebuchadnezzar
&Caiaphas
&King Saul
&Cain
&The Antichrist
&Satan
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