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Penny Lane

I shut my eyes in order to see.

About Me


♥ I'm twentyone ♥
♥ I model for fun. I like to make art through photos. Yes, I do consider what I do art. If you disagree you can shove it. I'll be cherishing these photos in 20 years. ♥
♥ I'm a bartender and I make badass drinks. But if you don't tip me then I will spit in your face ♥
♥ I have a pet tarantula. She is the cutest ♥
♥ My AIM sn is Ashesness ♥
♥ I think that I am fabulous ♥
♥ I like cars. In fact, I drive a 66 Mustang. Yum ♥
♥ I like Conan, Family guy, Homestar Runner, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Simpsons, Sea Lab, John Stewart, Football, Video games, Politics, Classic Rock, Metallica and Tucker Max (http://www.tuckermax.com) ♥
♥ Yes, that makes me the coolest girl in the world ♥
♥ I don't like stupid people. Nor do I like druggies, drunks, immaturity, assholes, cheaters, egocentrics, cockiness, players, liars, skanks, racism, narrow minds, and manipulation ♥
♥ I do like humor, intelligence, kindness, understanding, kisses on the forehead, compliments, honesty, loyalty, faithfulness, equality, cuddling, love, fun, flirting, caring, deep conversations, different beliefs, compassion, and anything interesting ♥
♥ I'm weird.. it's a good thing ♥

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My Interests

Psychology, people, friendship, sports, poker, reading, classic cars, classic rock, deep conversations, the universe, art.

I'd like to meet:


Umm.. Cool people that make me laugh.

Music:

The Eagles, Tom Petty, Don Mclean, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Guns n Roses, Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks, Jack Johnson, James Blunt, John Mayer, Train, Kansas, The Beatles, Five for Fighting, David Gray, Metallica, Thomas Newman, Maroon 5, Ray LaMontagne.

Movies:

American Beauty, American History X, Shawshank Redemption, The Little Mermaid, The Green Mile, Forrest Gump, Girl Interrupted, Full Metal Jacket, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Pulp Fiction.

Television:

CSI, John Stewart, Reno 911, Friends, Sex and the City, Colbert Report, CNN, The History Channel, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Nip/Tuck, Conan, Lost, House.

Books:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, A Picture of Dorian Gray, Catcher in the Rye, Catch 22, Lullaby, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, The DaVinci Code, Velocity, Choke, Fight Club, Siddharta, Kokoro, Angels and Demons.

Heroes:

My mother and father, Jeffwee, my Papa, John, and the rest of my family for their unconditional and undying love for me.. and for being there at my weakest and darkest times. Ghandi, Mother Teresa, MLK, Kinky Friedman, Tony Romo, Dirk, Chuck Norris, Johnny Cash, Chipotle.

My Blog

Don't be a dick!

Well.. Good news..I finally got a job! I'm bartending at a popular night club in Dallas. I like it so far. It's probably the easiest bartending job that I've had.. It's just really high volume so it's...
Posted by Ashley Kaylene on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:34:00 PST

She'll be beautiful..

Who would have thoughtThat you could hurt meThe way you've done it?So deliberate, so determinedAnd since you have been goneI bite my nails for days and hoursAnd question my own questions on and onSo t...
Posted by Ashley Kaylene on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:19:00 PST

Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys..

I'm up, bored, and can't sleep..My heart hurts terribly.I found someone on here that I shouldn't have.. I miss him so damn much. But, he looks happy so whatever, right? Just wish that I could talk to ...
Posted by Ashley Kaylene on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:47:00 PST

Meet Henley <3

I got my Christmas present early this year.. Everybody, meet Henley Yes, like Don Henley. He's a malti-poo, weighs about two pounds, and is perfect. I'm so in love! I'm about to take him down to Aust...
Posted by Ashley Kaylene on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:32:00 PST

Important question!

    Should I move to Austin or stay in Dallas?   Lauren is in Austin, my family is in Dallas. I know tons more people in Dallas, but there are cooler people in Austin than there are in ...
Posted by Ashley Kaylene on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:23:00 PST

Ohhh Wagnutz..

I'm posting this for Mr. Anthony Wagner because it cracked me up and I figured he needed some more help. It was a response to my "Nice girls" bulletin for those who read it.   "I would like to an...
Posted by Ashley Kaylene on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:26:00 PST

Letting go..

  You are a manipulative, dramatic, selfish, immature, cowardly, egotistical, conceited, self-centered, lying prick..   ..and I love you so.   Here's to getting drunk alone, crying in t...
Posted by Ashley Kaylene on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST

I knew.

    Everything's going to be okay        ..One day.    ...
Posted by Ashley Kaylene on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:00:00 PST

Bummed.

Well guys, we tried. Perry took the election, which really sucks for us. I would have loved to see ANYONE else up there. It's just kinda weird because I was checking independent polls today and Kinky ...
Posted by Ashley Kaylene on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST

Vote Kinky Today!

  Get out and vote today! Make your voice heard! If enough "unlikely" voters get out there Kinky has a decent chance. I spent weeks collecting signatures to get Kinky on the ballot and almost eve...
Posted by Ashley Kaylene on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:52:00 PST