Sausage the Dog - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hello there. My name is Sausage. I'm a smooth black and tan Dachshund and I have my own stuff you should check it out at SausagesStuff.com My humans brought me to Aussie all the way from Amsterdam and I love it. I especially love all the dogs. My favourite things to do include: eating, sleeping, digging HUGE holes and staring at cats. I get in trouble a lot cause I'm not very well behaved. I am however, the nicest dog my humans know. That is what they tell me anyway. I have lots of friends- nearly all of them are poodles. My favourite poodle friend is Tex. He is old and I love to play in the garden with him.Everyday my humans put a new outfit on me and I am the most fashionable dog on the block. If you want I will share my nice dog stuff you.xo love Sausage

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Any person or Dog that will play with me and feed me Pig ears!

Music:

Elliott Smith, Seam, Drop nineteens, Beatles, Stones, Neutral Milk Hotel, Heatmiser, the Warlocks, BJM, Arcade Fire, My Bloody Valentine, Nick Cave, the Kinks, Johnny Cash, Lou Barlow, Pavement, Jesus and Mary Chain, Low, JSBX, Spiritualized, Spacemen 3, Sonic Boom, Slowdive, Cocteau twins, Mercury Rev

Movies:

The ugly dachshund, Best in show, Lassie, Beethoven, 101 Dalmations, Benji

Television:

Breed all about it

My Blog

lamb chops...? Anyone?

Yum. Today the humans fed me some lamb chops because they forgot to buy me dog food. I was pretty happy about that though cause I love lamb chops. My humans reckon they make me smell bad but I don...
Posted by Sausage the Dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am so mad at my humans

you would not believe!! Today I went to see my poodle friends for what I thought was some good old fashion dog fun, only to discover I was having some serious dog training. You see, my poodle frie...
Posted by Sausage the Dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Snow Sausages...

Look my people were thinking of me when it was snowing.... It's still damn hot in Aussie. Vandalising a car... No it's not me it's a toy Sausage dog... ...
Posted by Sausage the Dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pen 2 rules

Hi there my fellow canines. Sorry I've been so low pro but it's pretty hard to get to a computer in this quarantine station. Besides I've been so busy doing all my dog stuff. About a week ago I got m...
Posted by Sausage the Dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

G'day from Aussie

Last night I arrived in Melbourne. I'm a bit jet lagged but it's not too bad. But I am hot. I'm a hot dog. It was late so the people they fed me and took me to my kennel. It's pretty exciting cause I ...
Posted by Sausage the Dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

planes

Today my people put me on a plane and are sending me to Aussie. I'm going to miss my staring window but I think I will like the warm there. Plus my people tell me I can dig all I like in Aussie. First...
Posted by Sausage the Dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST