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Jason

e-Gangsta 4 Life!

About Me



You are a Kitchen Knife.

You are a very aggressive person, not hesitating to make a fatal move in order to succeed. You are always aware of what is going on around you, though other people aren't. You are over-protective of some of your valued possessions, though you gamble to gain more. If someone gets in your way, you kill them. If you hate someone, they die. Well, not literally. People fear you for your skills and envy your success, but you don't care. You liked to be feared in order to gain reverence. You are the most powerful of all silverware, and cut up peoples souls. I mean food.

Most compatible with: Toothbrush .

Click here -- What Random Object Represents Your Inner Self?


Here's some pics from a mural I recently
painted (freehand) in a little kid's bedroom:

Draw me a pic or tell me off I don't care lol:
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PacMan!

My Interests

Music:

Clipse - Wamp Wamp (ft. Slim Thug)

Can't forget mentioning my friend's record label:

Movies:

Wedding Crashers!!! ROX!!!!, Napoleon Dynamite is some funny shit!! Scarface , Goodfellas , Alexander , King Arthur , Troy , Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas , Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back , Dodgeball , Starsky & Hutch , Be Cool , Pirates of the Caribbean! , Pirates 2, GRANDMA'S BOY (the funniest ever!!!), Ricky Bobby...

Television:

Trailer Park Boys , That 70's Show , Da Ali G Show , Crank Yankers , Dog The Bounty Hunter , Growing Up Gotti , Punk'd , Caesar's 24/7 , Ultimate Fighter , The Simpsons , The Sopranos , The Office (hilarious!), Entourage, BB7, Weeds, Flavor of Love (Flavor Flavvvvvv!, The Wat At Home, Rome, Deadwood..

Books:

i DO read (alot) but too lazy to bother dragging all my books out to type here... maybe someday lol. But as of right now I'm reading Demons & Angels by Dan Brown..

Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason
Birthday: Oct 26
Birthplace: York General Hospital; Toronto, Ontario
Current Location: Summerside, Prince Edward Island
Eye Color: green/blue
Hair Color: blond
Height: 6 foot 1
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Danish/German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nikes, Sketchers, Lugz
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: that people will only see me for my amazing outside beauty
Your Perfect Pizza: i remember i made shroom pizza a long ago heh
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to be featured on an episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals"
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: later
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn! can't even get any in my dreams!...
Your Best Physical Feature: i don't even know where to begin on that 1!
Your Bedtime: totally nocturnal - by daybreak usually
Your Most Missed Memory: running around Death Valley @ night looking for scorpions! only found rattlesnakes though :~(
Pepsi or Coke: Coke!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: blech!
Single or Group Dates: u mean just me and a girl? or me and a couple girls? ;)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: green tea - i don't care.., i like it! shut up!
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: gross!
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: i let the odd fuckin curse word out so?
Do you Sing: to the dismay of many karokee clubs sadly no...
Do you Shower Daily: not if noone notices ;) just kidding!!! YES!
Have you Been in Love: every time i look in the mirror! HELLO! ok ok yea i have been... grrr
Do you want to go to College: after seeing Van Wilder?? hell yea!
Do you want to get Married: she better be something special to get me to do that one heh!
Do you belive in yourself: yes, but i also believe in Santa and the Easter Bunny... is that weird?
Do you get Motion Sickness: only if it's a really big girl on top of me! ;)
Do you think you are Attractive: please... more like do i KNOW! ;)
Are you a Health Freak: yea i LOVE fit women! =9
Do you get along with your Parents: dad - since he moved to Las Vegas -yes, mom - since i moved out - yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea if it's warm out!
Do you play an Instrument: ukulele ... ok kidding again! so i joke alot..
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: um does right now count? and Budweiser!
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: alcohol is a drug right? would tylenol count too?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a chick talked to me online the other day, that was pretty cool!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: haha if that's what u wanna call it around here!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: naw
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: noone would dare!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's fucking freezing out dude!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: does every girl at the club's hearts count? haha
Ever been Drunk: kinda hard when i'm filling out this stupid thing!
Ever been called a Tease: only while masturbating!.. :D
Ever been Beaten up: yea but she was really hot, i swear!...
Ever Shoplifted: i'm not that strong now, c'mon!
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a factory worker! or better yet - a door-to-door salesman selling cheap knock-off perfumes!
Is your name Kyle Asselin:: shut up idiot.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ooooh that totally depends, bright blue, bright green or a deep brown, whatever stands out. crossed eyes are pretty sexy too girls!
Favourite Hair Color: either blond or dark, or blond and dark, or dark and blond... ok just has to be female and smell good! :P
Short or Long Hair: LONG... unless she's real hot with short hair (like Britney Daniels off White Chicks! yea!)
Height: taller. or shorter is ok too ;)
Weight: just not zepplin-shaped and proportioned well we can work with that ;)
Best Clothing Style: sexy but classy also i like classy but sexy :D
Number of Drugs I have taken: what are drugs?
Number of CDs I own: is this before or since the internet??
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 4.. whta is it with me a 4? damn!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: haha too many!.. but that's the only way us stubborn people seem to learn anything is the hard way right!

My Blog

Bush Administration are the new Nazis!

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Posted by Jason on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:12:00 PST

What the HELL is this?!

This is fucked! haha go HERE!!!!! Wouldn't that hurt????? If it a window comes up asking you to install language packs you can hit "cancel" and it will still take you to the page to see it....
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MR. T - not ONLY a talented actor but ALSO a talented singer!

I originally had this playing on my main page but it's so funny that when i decided to change videos i still HAD to keep this one haha: MR. T - not ony a talented actor, but also a talented singer...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm bored so filled out some stupid quizzes..

Your ..1 Match: ENFP The Inspirer You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules. ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Salted Licorice Addictive?

Ok if u haven't tried it u don't know what i'm talking about. If you have tried it and didn't like it you think i'm insane. BUT if u are one of the poeple that like it, u LOVE it and know exactly what...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My friend is a Dough Head!!!

I don't usually post anything, but in this circumstance i thought i would. Last sat night after the bars a girl driving for us, my buddy Carl , and myself were all headed to a party about 45 mins awa...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST