Ici déja commence l'absurde qui rend la vie si agréable.
(because beginning with a sentence in french is pretty classy)
(oh and by the way, all my apologies if this profile seems to be a cut and paste of my Parano profile, but... laziness. well you know)
The hardest thing to do when you start a profile like this one is to start. Some might just say "Hello chicks, my name is...", others fill some stupid forms. I don't. I don't do anything. Or maybe, I could tell you that my name's Maëva, that I live in Northern France, that I'm legally in age of drinking, smoking, taking drugs or watching some porn movies but that I don't waste my time in doing these things. I learn philosophy, litterature and art (yeah cause the rest...) in a public highschool composed of the best and the worst teenagers of the whole Lille. Hard to bear but bearable, nevertheless.
Why having a Myspace profile ? To make a lot of friends I'll never see ? No, I'd rather say, to have the impression of having Klaus Nomi or Marcel Duchamp in my friends. Even if I know they aren't.
IRL (because I DO exist elsewhere than in your screen), I'm not as cold as I could give the impression to be. Maybe cruel and mean sometimes towards fools, chatterers & others dredgers. However, I don't have a lot of friends. Oh and by the way, don't waste your time, only three persons are able to make me happy. I mean real happiness. Won't give their name because.
I can't stand the vision of pregnant womens in the street or even on TV. Knowing that a human being is hiding under this tended skin, gorged of viscous liquid, it's just make me... eew. I hate people who feel obliged to call you by your diminutive like Bob, Alex, Stef or even Will. When you got such a splendid name like William, you don't use a fuckin diminutive. I suppose you guessed that William was my fave name (William AND Berlin, of course).
Please avoid sending me requests if you're a silly emoboy/emogirl, if you post a thousand bulletins a day or if you cumulate both.
Regards,
Enfant terrible
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