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I'm Just a Country Boy From Heidenhammer, Texas. I love the bright light and fast motion of the big city and comedy. Growing up I had and lost a lot of things, but the one thing that I realized that no one could take from me was laughter. So therefore I fell in love with laugher and hence, here I am up on the stage making people laugh. The Sweet sound of laughter, is like the sound of a million gold coins falling at your feet. You can't take all that gold with you, yet, the memory of it will be with you always, just like a good joke. I am the proud parent of 3 young people, who will one day make me very proud (still waiting on that). They are the reason I put down the mic for as long as I did, so that I could raise them, so now that they are closer to being grown then I am (so they think), I am back in the saddle again, taking every mic and ripping every chance that I can. I am a humble brother from a humble back ground, so you see I don't take every laugh that I get for granted. Every laugh I get is a gift from the person that is laughing, because they are giving me something they can never have back, a small piece of them that helps to drive me further and deeper into this comedy thang. So my moto is, Make'em laugh and then make'em laugh some more. Longhorn LonghornComedy.com Heidenhammer Productions
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My Interests

My Chirldren and God are at the top of my list, and Comedy is my second love, after that, my interest are anything....I will try anything once and maybe twice if I missed something the first time.

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My Blog

Bay Area Comedy Competition

Hey ya'll&well I gotta tell ya about my past week. It has been a whirlwind to say the least. The Bay Area Comedy Competition, is where every young or old comic that has not done it should ...
Posted by Longhorn The Comedian on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:07:00 PST

Bay Area Comedy Competition

Good morning ya'll....I set here at my computer working as always, drinking my coffee and having a Marlboro (menthol I am a real brotha) when the thoughts about next week hit me. I am gonna be i...
Posted by Longhorn The Comedian on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:20:00 PST

It Is What It Is....But It Is Still Gonna Be A Great Year

Hey ya'll. I know I have not posted a new blog since I was suppose to finish the Memphis story, I haven't got around to that yet. I hope and pray that all of you are having a very good yea...
Posted by Longhorn The Comedian on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:23:00 PST

The Memphis Experience Part 1

How Do Ya'll....?Yeah it is me again, 1:20 am and I am at my computer talking to you. My favorite person to talk to, sometimes. But, I gotta update you on what is really going...
Posted by Longhorn The Comedian on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:03:00 PST

Here I Go, On The Road Again

Good morning world, I hope life is good for you as they are for me. At this moment, I am very content with my comedy life, but we all know that contentment does not last long.I have been working...
Posted by Longhorn The Comedian on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:37:00 PST

Back In The South

Sup Ya'll... Well, I am now in Atlanta. Wow!!! This is a huge place and the traffic is crazy all the time. In the meantime, I made it okay, I got in yesterday from Memphis. Memphis was nic...
Posted by Longhorn The Comedian on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:50:00 PST

Well Ya’ll I Have Come To Far To Turn Back Now

Sup my family and friends, Let me recap what has happened to me since the last posting on my blog. Brotha has been a little busy, way busy, actually right now I am writing this blog from my hote...
Posted by Longhorn The Comedian on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:54:00 PST

The First Black Cowboy Comedian To Be On CMT

Sup ya'll, thanks for stoppin in and checking on a cowboy. Hope all is well with you and yours. I got this idea stuck in my head and I plan to achieve it. No, I take that back, I will achieve it...
Posted by Longhorn The Comedian on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:13:00 PST

What's been happening with Longhorn!?!

What's good people? I appreicate you taking the time to read my blogs.... I don't get a chance to write as often as I would like, but it is nice when I do. Alot has been going on with me si...
Posted by Longhorn The Comedian on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:53:00 PST

Now this is the BULLSHIT

I understand that priveleged people get to do special things and I understand that. Yet, this Paris Hilton things even chaps my hide. I am not into celebrities and things of that nature, ...
Posted by Longhorn The Comedian on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:50:00 PST