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mutwasze (moo-twahz)

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About Me

"An unpredictable, shocking, comic who uses ELECTRIFIED/PRAISE comedy as a platform for PRAISING GOD while TEARING DOWN Babylon! Politics, social mores, injustice and pop cultural hypocrisies are fair game for this ELOQUENT speaker of Truth." (Anthony Sanders, Evening Whirl Newspaper).................
"He's got a different kind of style that's funny and intelligent!" (comedian Diane Corder, Hostess of Red Pepper Lounge, Chicago)
......................."The brotha's metaphysical incites moves you to laugh, think and do something. (Longhorn, Booker/Emcee of the Dime Slot Grown Folks Comedy Nite, St. Louis)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The GOD in You! All the RIGHTEOUS who Bear Witness that there is no other god beside GOD! Sistas who are doing the WORK of GOD!

My Blog

GOOD PEEPLE!!!!

GOOD PEOPLEGOOD PEOPLEAre HARD to FINDLike an ANT in the SANDLike a NEEDLE in a HAYSTACKIts hard to find GOOD PEEPLEThat you can TRUSTLot opeople say TRUSTBut no can TRUSTThat can be LOYALLot opeopl...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 04:55:00 GMT

COOCHIE CONSCIOUSNESS! (you got it)?

COOCHIE CONSCIOUSNESS COOCHIE CONSCIOUSNESS is when COOCHIE takes its time to explain the in and outs of life....knows her power and uses it only for good....never uses COOCHIE power to bring down a k...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:08:00 GMT

Political Jokes of the Day

Political Jokes of the Day Riot police in KENYA used tear gas and bullets recently to break up protesting crowds during elections in NAIROBI. Said one critic: "Some SANDWICHES could have accomplished ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:50:00 GMT

Bush & the Preachers

BUSH gotta meet w/the Preacher Pimps becuz how else he gone get the black vote or sell the black vote to the HIGHEST BIDDER. BLACK CHURCHES (or RURAL TOWNS) are the DECIDING FACTOR in most of these PO...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 21:49:00 GMT

COMICtary no. 55

A member of Students for Concealed Carry on Campus, says that students should be allowed to carry guns to discourage violence on campus. Actually, the ability to get a date would discou...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:26:00 GMT

HATEATUDES no. 4

Clownin Black People In The News! by Mutwasze ----Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice expects a land agreement to be reached between Israel and Palestine before Bush's term ends--or before her perm end...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:59:00 GMT

COMICtary no. 54

The News Is a Joke----Hate crimes are up 8-percent. The rise comes from all the previously unreported police beatings.----Free University of Brussels scientists noted that there's seems to be a connec...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:47:00 GMT

HATEATUDES no. 3

----Suge Knight is being considered for the defense in the death of Biggie Smalls. No surprise there as it's common knowledge Suge knows a lot about a number of deaths he's taken part in. Ooops, I mea...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:44:00 GMT

COMICtary no. 53

The News is a Joke by Mutwasze The Immigration issue has divided this country apart so muchsoon you'll need a visa just to cross over to the side of the debate you're on.     Plastic surgeo...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:17:00 GMT

Hateatudes

"clownin black people in the news!" (see also http://www.comictaries.blogspot.com http://www.hateatudes.blogspot.com) ---Controversy ensues over American Gangster movie as Bumpy Johnson's wife calls...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 07:15:00 GMT