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Sassy

Why do they call a smear test a smear test?

About Me

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Precisely which body parts are sources of sexual arousal is a very individual experience. The genitals are the most obvious erogenous zones, but many parts of the body not involved in reproduction are sensitive to sexual touch. The largest sensory organ for both men and women is the skin itself, especially the inner thigh area, the neck, the breasts and nipples, and the perineum.Other erogenous zones include the eyelids, the ears, and the shoulders. Many people also find that having their feet stroked is arousing. Stroking, caressing and massaging of erogenous zones can be titillating forms of sensual pleasure in and of themselves, or they can be invitations to further sexual activity.The mouth, including the lips and tongue, for most people, is an area of high erotic potential. Kissing is one act that uses the sensitivity of this region in a sexually stimulating way.The anus, rectum and buttocks are also potentially erogenous zones. The anus is highly sensitive to touch and the insertion of a finger, object or penis in the anus and rectum is part of some people's sexual activity.The buttocks are sometimes a target for spanking and stroking, which can feel very arousing to some people.Discover Your Erogenous Zones Deliberately exploring yourself and your partner is the first step in discovering which body parts are sexually responsive and the types of stimulation that feel best.Varying the pressure of touching and stroking the body from head to toe with different materials, such as a silk scarf, a soft brush, or a feather, may help to identify previously undiscovered erogenous zones. You must watch this........ So very clever...... http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Animator+vs+Animation+2/
Your Brain is 40% Female, 60% Male
You have a total boy brain
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...
You never like to get feelings too involved What Gender Is Your Brain?
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My Interests

Films, films, films... Girls, and boys if i need the lid unscrewed off something.... Pursuit of my own pleasure i'm afraid, sitting in the sun with a book, sitting in the rain with a book (under a brolly obviously) reading Shakespeare (even the boring ones) being on stage, reading/writing poetry, smoking herb, clubbing with my friends, walking a dog, Jewish girls (!), Jam. All flavours.

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Fry and Jessica Rabbit. Oooh and Edward Monkton. What a wierdo.

Music:

I've always wished i had a defining taste in music but i don't.. i tend to like music that defines a moment for me, or whatever i'm shown by people i consider cool.I know- i'm just a sheep... baaaa. I've just discovered Nuala and the Alchemy Quartet at a festival and fell in love. The Organ, Tom Petty, Ray Charles etc..

Movies:

Withnail and I... Finding Nemo, The Burbs, The Money Pit, Batteries not included, To Wong Foo- thanks for everything-Julie Newmar, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, It's all Gone Pete Tong, Shakespeare in Love, Much Ado About Nothing, The Incredibles, Drop Dead Fred, Fight Club, Ferris Beuller's Day off, Spirited Away, Back to the future 1,2 and 3.

Television:

The Weakest Link (love it) The L Word, (typical) Vicar of Dibley, Family Guy, French and Saunders, Smack the Pony, Midsomer Murders, (My Dad writes it. I'm not biased) The Smoking Room, SPACED (the funniest programme on tv in the last 10 years), Black Books, American Dad, Bottom, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Absolute Power, The Royale Family.

Books:

Carol Ann Duffy poetry- 'Rapture', Eats Shoots and Leaves, Lovely Bones, White Teeth, Rik Mayall's auto biog- Bigger than Hitler -better than Christ, (funny man)Alan Bennet's Talking Heads, Tales from the city, The Interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton, Written on the Body by Janette Winterson

Heroes:

Dame Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Dawn French, Stella Duffy, Eddie Izzard, John Cleese, Simon Pegg, Jessica Stevenson.

My Blog

*raspberrys*

Never, have i been such a victim of the January blues as i am this year. I didn't really believe such a phenomena existed. But this year.. the start of 2007 seems to have thrown my existance into...
Posted by Sassy on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:15:00 PST

Thoughts and things....

..> ..> Why should I paint dead fish, onions, and beer glasses?Girls are so much prettier. When she lowers her eyes she seems to hold all the beauty in the world between her eyelids; when she ra...
Posted by Sassy on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:51:00 PST