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Odd Duck

The road to Paradie is lined with thorns

About Me

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I am who I am, working my days through and looking for a friend or two. I love to write, enjoy walks and drives away from what surrounds my everyday.

My Interests

I love to write. I also like good movies, music and good friends.

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet Sandra Bullock!!!!! Also Bill Engvall, Melissa Etheridge, Paul McCartney, Alison Moyet and antone who lives by their heart.

Music:

I love all kinds of music, if I haven't heard it I'll always give it a try.

Movies:

SANDRA!!! SANDRA!!!! SANDRA!!!!!! I also love all kinds of movies, but I lean toward 80's and comidies.

Television:

I am the one of few lovers of the rerun

My Blog

The Tide Has Come Pt one

Joke: There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. ...
Posted by Odd Duck on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 07:07:00 PST

Sexual Discrimination

There was a case in Missouri where an 18 year old girl set up an account as a teenage boy to find out information she may have said about other friends.  She befriend her here on My Space only to...
Posted by Odd Duck on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:50:00 PST

UUUMMMMMMMMMMM

Joke: What's organic dental floss?   Pubic hair   Personal: My original plans got screwed, so I took the day easy.  I did some changes on my space & talked to a couple of friends. &...
Posted by Odd Duck on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 12:50:00 PST

The Biggest Pile Does Not Always Stink the Worst

Joke 1: A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively sig...
Posted by Odd Duck on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 08:56:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Odd Duck on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:43:00 PST

And then there was........

A very quick joke: Why was the rubber flying through the air?       It got pissed off. Personal: Work, rude peaople galore, try to do the right thing for people who are not telling me...
Posted by Odd Duck on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:27:00 PST

Anybody's Guess (Part 9)

The rest of the day at Walgreen's went smoothly for Scott.  On the way to 'Laugh It Up', he stopped and got him a burger and fries.  Everything at his second job was busy as usual until afte...
Posted by Odd Duck on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:47:00 PST

Finished

Typical work day.  I had some time to goof off on the computer this morning.  Then off to work.  It was cold so I bundled.  By the time I got on the 2nd bus, my muse (whatever brin...
Posted by Odd Duck on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:02:00 PST

Realization

I just reaized I only had 24 oz of Dew yesterday, YEA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Odd Duck on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:56:00 PST

Twang Twang, burrrump

The day: work was pretty cool.  Two annoying people weren'y there but this new pharmacst from Denver came in today.  He brought in a ipod with speakers.  At first he was playing some pr...
Posted by Odd Duck on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:33:00 PST