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Darren

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"Last night Darren stole Nick's wallet, waited until Nick made a huge fuss looking all over the bar, then, outside when Nick was about to go home, pulled it out and said, "Oh Nick, were you looking for this?" When Nick started chasing him, Darren threw the wallet at Nick and ran. How you react to this story will be how you react to Darren." - Dale Andrews

You're George Michael. You're a good kid, but you
should calm down a bit. At least you have a
job.

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My Interests

Music (saxophone and clarinet), recording, hanging out with friends

I'd like to meet:

"Be on my side, I'll be on your side. There is no reason for you to hide. It's so hard for me staying here all alone, when you could be taking me for a ride."

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Neil Young, Gov't Mule, They Might Be Giants, The Beatles, The Band, Bob Dylan, Queen, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, The Allman Brothers, The Doors, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Police, Talking Heads, David Byrne, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Guns n' Roses, The Black Crowes, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Who, The Darkness, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, The Doobie Brothers, The Blues Brothers, The Clash, Elvis Costello, Fiona Apple, Van Morrison, The Stray Cats, Devo, The Ventures, Hunchback, Man or Astro-Man?, Oysterhead, The White Stripes, Weezer, The Flaming Sideburns, Electric Six, B.B. King, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, James Brown, Otis Redding, Sam and Dave, Strong Bad Sings, Franklin Comes Alive, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Cannonball Adderly, and so much more...

Movies:

Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic, Back to the Future, Star Wars, Pirates of the Carribean, Monty Python's Life of Brian, The Rutles, Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind, The Blues Brothers, Indiana Jones, Alien Quadrilogy, The Godfather 1&2, Beetlejuice, Clue, Young Frankestein, Lord of the Rings, Evil Dead series, Bubba Ho-Tep, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman, Laurel and Hardy movies, The Incredibles and all other Pixar films

Television:

Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Futurama, The X-Files, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Scrubs, Lost, Heroes, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Office, Seinfeld, MST3K, The Muppet Show, NewsRadio, The Sopranos, VH-1 Classic (especially Metal Mania, where 99.9% of all videos contain fire)

Books:

Currently reading: The Areas Of My Expertise by John Hodgman
Past favorites have included: The Truth (with Jokes) by Al Franken, Assassination Vacation by Sarah Vowell, the Harry Potter series, Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way by Bruce Campbell, America The Book, The Mansion on the Hill by Fred Goodman, Mike Nelson's Mega Movie Cheese, Mike Nelson's Mind Over Matters, Lord of the Rings, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

My Blog

FCC Song

It's a year or two old, but still relevant and pretty awesome. FCC SongEric Idle presents... The FCC Song. "Heres a little song I wrote the other day while I was out duck hunting...
Posted by Darren on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:17:00 PST

John Mellencamp

You know, John Mellencamp is like the poor man's Bruce Springsteen. And Bruce Springsteen is already kind of like the poor man's Bruce Springsteen. So is there really a need for John Mellencamp to e...
Posted by Darren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST