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Prettier than your girlfriend

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About Me

I'm Ashley, and if I do say so myself, I'm pretty much a rockstar... I do hair, its what I do, its one of the three things i'm really good at in life, the other two being karaoke and poker. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !I happen to have a very low bullshit tolerance, and I know when people are lying to me...especially boys.

My Interests

Beer funnels, manicures and pedicures. I heart strippers! Shake it sista! I like ink. I like it on me, I love it ..e boys. I have a pet Rat named Louise, shes kinda great.

I'd like to meet:

The Todd

Music:

POISON, Poe, Kittie, The Offspring, Blondie, Maurice Andre, The Chiffons, The Pointer Sisters, TMBG, , Chuck Mangione, Billy Joel, Journey, Earth Wind and Fire, Styx, REO Speedwagon, 311...just to name a few! I'm a very eclectic girl, but I can do without the hardcore hillbilly country music. "I've lost my trailer and my dog so I'm going to have a beer in my truck with my ex-wife..." no thanks

Movies:

if there is blood and a zombie, sign me upDramatic Chipmunk

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Television:

Scrubs, The World Series of Poker, America's Next Top Model, I love Aqua Teen and Futurama. Oh and Nip/Tuck! And of course, American Gladiators!
What Ashley Means
A is for Articulate

S is for Special

H is for Hilarious

L is for Lively

E is for Enjoyable

Y is for Yummy
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Books:

Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, Ann Rule

Heroes:

My dad and Mike Matusow
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My Blog

READ ME NOW

Just an update to an earlier blog. Remember the one I wrote about quitting my job and moving on because of the snitch girl Man SHE GOT FIRED LIKE TWO WEEKS AFTER I LEFT. KARMA IS A BITCH MY DEAR...
Posted by Prettier than your girlfriend on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:19:00 PST

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Okay, so here we go again. My job is phenomenal.  I make much more money, I’m an educator for my company, and my first class was a success.  They already asked me to come back next mon...
Posted by Prettier than your girlfriend on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:41:00 PST

Stupid boys and their stupid preschool girlfriends...anyone out there need a woman?

ok so i know i'm super lame with my gay blogs and all but i really don't care   HERE'S WHAT PISSES ME OFF. To my sack of shit ex (oh and you know who you are too!) Don't tell me things will be di...
Posted by Prettier than your girlfriend on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:24:00 PST

Quite possibly the funniest joke ever, yes?

Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Raymond, decide to goon a picnic.  So Joe packs the picnic basket withcookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, soth...
Posted by Prettier than your girlfriend on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:52:00 PST

A drug induced Epiphany

All of you guys are my friends, and being friends, you all know of my very very VERY Ve-he-he-he-he-herry low bullshit tolerance. Well, because of this ear infection, I can barely hear out of my left ...
Posted by Prettier than your girlfriend on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:16:00 PST

A whole new level of boredom

WRITE EXACTLY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, AND DON'T CHANGE IT.1. Your ex and you = which one?  I hope most of them fall in a hole 2. I am listening to =the whir of fans on my computer 3. Maybe I should ...
Posted by Prettier than your girlfriend on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:11:00 PST

I get so bored sometimes

Four Things about Me you may not have known.... *Four jobs I have had in my LIFE* -most recent 1. Hair Cuttery Master Stylist2. Hair Cuttery Assistant Salon Leader3. Hair Cuttery Stylist4. anyone els...
Posted by Prettier than your girlfriend on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:05:00 PST

They call me the lethal weapons, because of my guns!

So this is going to be a short but sweet blog... well sweet assed sweet for me at least I couldn't sleep last night, so I was flippin through channels, and what to my suprise do I see on ESPN classics...
Posted by Prettier than your girlfriend on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:12:00 PST

Bless you Lauren H. for posting this!

CHILDREN OF THE 80'S...this one's for you You know you grew up in the 80's if...1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "Psych!"2. You watched the Pound Puppies.3. You can sing the rap to the "...
Posted by Prettier than your girlfriend on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:29:00 PST

Just in case you needed to know

1. favorite country song?Redneck Woman, because it's the only one I really know all the words to2. last thing you bought?Drinks last night at the bar...I'm sure feeling it today3. last time you got fl...
Posted by Prettier than your girlfriend on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:21:00 PST