First & foremost hands-down it would be toilet paper. I have a phobia of one day running out of this; one of life’s pure unadulterated pleasures.
The true story: My mom would send me out into the neighborhood with a quarter to buy a roll of toilet paper from an unsuspecting neighbor. Eventually, they all caught on to my mother’s shenanigans and I had to venture further out in search of the elusive toilet paper roll for sale. This explains but a brief modicum of my crazy behavior. I’ll have to expand further on my blog.
My Nightmare ::screams till hoarse::
Heaven, I'm in heaven . . .
Remember when toilet paper used to come in colors to match your bathroom?
I dig just about anything that has an Asian motif. It’s hard to find Asian things that are green & black instead of red & black. But I know that “Good things come to those who wait.†Hold on, how do I know this to be true? Maybe the guy who waited his whole life died silently and was never given the “good things†catalog. Saying’s suck.
Back to my bedroom; it is an Asian paradise with its own collection of Qin Warriors to protect me. I have been collecting them for some time now.
My bed is a king sized pleasure land of its own surrounded in beauty.
I have collected foodogs & dragons for several years and have a combination of antique, semi-precious stone, medieval & traditional oriental pieces. I finally have a piece of furniture that affords me the luxury of displaying some of them.
I’m very much into promoting the hiring of physically modified individuals. It took me two years to get a job where I didn’t have to wear a wig on my head. I live in KY and we haven’t been nominated with the forward thinking award yet.
I'd like to meet:
I'm thinking about deleting my guestbook. Hardly anyone has signed it and looking at it's empty space makes me feel a bit sad. Come on guys, it only takes a minute. Am I not worth at least that?
Alive & kicking:
Anyone with an open mind that can hold a decent conversation. To expand on this I am not interested in adding you to my friends if your profile is set to private and you have not communicated with me prior to your request. Additionally, assholes who want to talk about sex needn't apply either.
Recently deceased:
Johnny Cash, because he was a very committed man with the unique eye & tongue that drank & gorged on all forms of humanity and regurgitated it all back to us in song.
You're not going to read about Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, or Mother Theresa for their tireless sacrifices. These seem too routine.
Rather, onto the monotonous shit,
Deceased Long Ago:
You’re still not going to read some grandiose list here like God or Satan (if I believed in them). Rather I would love to have met someone that I have thought of conversing with. Granted he probably would have killed me instead of talking to me. The one I speak of is the First Qin (pronounced “Chinâ€) Emperor of China, Shi Huangdi (259-210 B.C.).
His mission, rather his utter devotion changed history and gave us one of the seven wonders of the medieval world, The Great Wall of China. Let’s begin with him uniting seven warring kingdoms into one nation that he so aptly named China. He standardized all of Chinese writings, laws & roads. The flip side; he was a RUTHLESS leader that was blindly devoted to his vision at enormous costs to his people...
I’m sure he was probably one of histories biggest dicks & extremely unsympathetic to individual plights but his shear conviction & power has to be admired.
Television:
Now that I'm off work for a while. Hell's Kitchen is where it's at. I'm addicted to all the reality TV shows on VH1 and Bravo. I never knew the History channel could be so exciting either, Modern Marvels is the bomb-diggity.
Books:
Freedom?
NOT ON MY SPACE!
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At the moment I’m a magazine whore. I currently have over 40 subscriptions (literally). They encompass: art, sub & counter cultures and cooking. As far as books go – I read everything that Dean Koontz, Stephen King, John Saul and Anne Rice write; though I am rereading Homers’ The Iliad right now.
Heroes:
Check out a few of my friends & some click worthy sites.
