Matt el Rey

Comments are so last month; leave a message on my fridge:
What do I do?
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I ride my bike, read interesting books, make stuff, and do things with my friends. In my spare time I'm finishing up my degree, and working a pretty social job.
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The term "dastardly" is outdated. A committee has been formed by Number 1 Matt and Number 1 Kate. By unanimous vote within said committee, "dastardly" will hereby be defined as:
dastardly /'dæst?rdli/ Pronunciation: [das-tard-lee]
–adjective
danger; excitement; theatrical wickedness: a dastardly act.
I really, really, really like riding my motorcycle. Boring people tell me that it's too dangerous. My view is that you can't worry about the danger in the things you really, really like (unless it's mass murder - you could get hurt, too!) Most weeks, I go riding with a group which is legally "gang related" and an "illegal assembly" - since there is always at least ten of us.
/-My days and nights consist of Heaven's night, big time pimpin, burnouts, and the smell of AvGas on a setting sun.
Tell me what a man finds sexually attractive and I will tell you his entire philosophy of life. Show me the woman he sleeps with and I will tell you his valuation of himself.
Through this fog they come along Dark creatures singing a terrible song The rest of the bar laughed at him Only I felt my hope grow dim They found him dead the very next day "No more stories from him," I heard them say We blamed bad luck for his fate Only I felt terror so great
------ NEWS ------- Last updated: 25/01/07 I'm working on a happy-fun Superfrog remakeI dreamed I killed a girl nine times and fell in love with her on the tenth.
I also fought a Mayan god who wore a ton of ornamental armor. The battle took place in a field of windmills with rusted rotary saw blades for turbines.