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FIXMASTER FUCK

Abs Diet.

About Me

i enjoy eating whipped yams, and lounging in my eatin' pants...and THAT is why I am a lesbian. I wonder if Charles Manson had come home to a nice pumpkin pie from Tarder Joes,if he still would have murdered people? I doubt it.

My Interests

pork. beans. whipped yams. diet water. vagina. working out.

I'd like to meet:

really hot, vapid people who want to work out with me and drink diet water.

Music:

PM Dawn.oh, and that song that goes "mmmm mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm m mmmmm mmmm once there was this girrrrrl who...got in to an accident and couldn't go to school. but when she finally went back...her hair had turned from black into bright white...(i dont remember the rest of the lyrics, but that song inspires me).

Movies:

vampire lesbians. and anything with danny de vito.

Television:

the L Word. (i will never forgive shane for leaving carmen at the alter like that...ugh.)

Books:

rachel ray cookbooks.

Heroes:

rachel ray's vagina.