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Nikki Blak goes, "BOOM."

I Got Simplicity in a Choke Hold.

About Me

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My Shoe Game is REAL Mean. I'm Allergic To Ignorance. Big Words Rock My Socks All tha Way Off. I Enjoy tha Company of Infants and Animals.I "Cross tha Street" When I See Crazy Folks Comin'. Sometimes I'm a Little Scared of White Folks. For Real. I'm Not A Vegetarian, so I Have No Problem With Beef. Yellow Cake with Chocolate Frosting is Yummy. I'm Only 5'3", but I Seem Alot Taller. I Have Better Things To Than Lie...To You, Especially. Green Tea...I Hear Thats Whuts Hot in tha Streets Right Now. I'm Thinkin' Burnt Orange is tha New Black. Romantic Relationships are Overrated. I think Naomi Should be President. I Don't Care...I'mma Still Drink Milk. I Meant Whut I Said tha First Time I Said It...So Don't Ask Me Again or Expect for Me to Change My Mind. I'm VERBOSE...and I'mma Need You to Look That Up If You Don't Kno Whut it Means. Ummmmmm...Ya Mama.

My Interests

.. Reading, writing, eating, sleeping, holding balloons, taking group pictures, bathing, roller coasters, loud music, laughing, video gaming, walking, driving, M&Ms, goin' places, speaking into microphones, doin' "tha crunchy face", buying dollar clothing, riding escalators with friends, posing for pictures with my niece and most importantly, dancin' wit Chas... ..
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: Nope
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: A little bit of both. Life is about balance, right?
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Dyin' with money I ain't spent yet.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Hells Yeah!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: Its tha new Crack.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Sometimes.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: Cute? Try hot. I'm playin'. Yes, definitely cute.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: Damn Good
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Blak
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Yeah. Stupid songs. And I laugh.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: Hell to tha no.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: I can recognize singing voices.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: NYC
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Ugh.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: Ummm, that would be a "no".
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Sure do.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: I don't like Tootsie Pops.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: Sure can't.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Uhhh, yeah. Stupid.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: Ew.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: I'm sitting down.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: Who would marry me?!?! I pity tha fool!
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Sometimes.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: Ignorance.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": Today.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: LOL
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: People get married?
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: Scambled. Well done.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: Most people are, regardless of hair color.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: I'm still researching that.
WHAT TIME IS IT?: Almost 8:30
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: Mmmmhmmm.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: Pretty much.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: A few hours ago.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Either. As long as there's some scaulding hot water involved.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: *sigh*
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: Sometimes afraid of whut could be IN tha dark.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Heroine. I'm playin'. Pie and icecream.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: Creamy.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: Nope.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: Once, so far.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: For me.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: Nope
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: Negative
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Espresso
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: In Sociology class. We were talkin' about Native Americans.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: Most of tha time.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: Huh?
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: Sometimes.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: Nope.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: Did.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: Sure can't.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: LOL. Ask tha LA and Hollywood Slam teams.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: Ew, no.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: I am magic.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: If that man is a dog.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: It happens.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: I haven't tried since like...1984.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: Yup.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Chicken.
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: Nope.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Sure.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: I don't watch commercials. I hav Tivo.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: Tha Roots.
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I'd like to meet:

Tha interesting. Tha soulful. Tha well read. Tha humorous. Tha rebelious. Tha intelligent. Tha political. Tha disgruntled. Tha responsible. Tha cornrowed. Tha dreaded. Tha afro-ed. Tha red beans and rice fed. Tha well traveled. Tha revolutionary. Tha visionary. Tha home-trained. Tha creative. Tha spiritual. Tha introspective. Tha reflective. And maybe you, too. Maybe...

Music:

..Amy Winehouse, D'Angelo, J Dilla, John West, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, John Coltrane,Fresh City, 2Pac, Res, N.E.R.D, Jill Scott, Redman, Thicke, Teena Marie, Dwele, Donnie Hathaway, Nikka Costa, Amel Larrieux, Raphael Sadiq, John Mayer, Jay-Z, Joe Sample, '94 Nas, Miles Davis, Eric B. and Rakim, Erykah Badu, Lenny Kravitz, Stevie Wonder, Kevin Sandbloom, A Tribe Called Quest, Slum Villiage, M.O.P, WuTang, OutKast, The Roots, Bilal, No Doubt, Ray Charles, Common, Musiq, Tori Amos, Mark Ronson, Wynton Marsalis, Black Star, Immortal Technique...tha usual.

Movies:

..Carlito's Way, Do tha Right Thing, Terminator 2, Shallow Hal, Fight Club, Love Jones, Cold Mountain, School of Rock, Malcolm X, Memento, Saturday Night Fever, Ray, Tha 25th Hour, Office Space, Belly, Finding Nemo, New Jack City, Die Hard, The Last Dragon, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Purple Rain, Tha Lion King, State Property, Boogie Nights...you kno...tha usual.

Television:

I have Tivo, which is tha greatest invention known to man. Boondocks, Everybody Hates Chris, Big Love, all tha CSIs, Girlfriends, Flavor of Love, Top Model, and a bunch of other mindless, pointless programing. I watch alot of Discovery Channel. I'm addicted to People's Court for some strange reason...

Books:

My favorite book is "Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss. "The Autobiography of Malcolm X" is probably tha best book I've ever read. And, er, uh "Girl" by Nikki BLAK...oh my goodness, is that ME? Why, yes it is!..

Heroes:

.. Men. Women. Children...

My Blog

Black Mans Kryptonite

Black Man's Kryptonite Went to see Hancock yesterday with Mike, cause of course, I'm all about tha Fresh Prince of Bel Air starring in major summer block busters. All I do is support black people tha...
Posted by Nikki Blak goes, "BOOM." on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:35:00 PST

A Fool Named Reginald (Just In Time for Father's Day)

People, choose your sexual partners wisely. A lapse in judgment can easily lead to a lifetime full of monkey business, that will, inevitably not only ruin your life, but tha lives of people aroun...
Posted by Nikki Blak goes, "BOOM." on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:03:00 PST

He Aint Got No Feelings.

Tha following is a conversation I had with my friend, EbonyJanice this morning on G Chat (which, by tha way, I chase muthafuckas up off of! LMAO). It tickled me so much, I thought I'd share it with yo...
Posted by Nikki Blak goes, "BOOM." on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:28:00 PST

Return of tha Gemini Pt. 2: Niggas Dont Last a Week

Important Thing to Kno About Me, Number 2672: Stalker calling is not tha way to my heart. As a matter of fact, that's tha easiest and fastest way to get on all my nerves and motivate me to c...
Posted by Nikki Blak goes, "BOOM." on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:56:00 PST

Return of Tha Gemini Pt. 1: Tradition

From time to time I think about tha young, sweet Nikki of tha mid nineties, not yet made bitter by time and cynical by circumstance. I was a really great girl. A typical Pisces in many ways, I display...
Posted by Nikki Blak goes, "BOOM." on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:54:00 PST

A Poem A Day - Thirty aka Grand Finale: Yes.

Yes.   I think I'm just gon' let The Roots Raise my babies I'mma pack their little diaper bags And fly my ass Out to Philly Wrestle tha mic out Black Thought's hand And gingerly place my daughte...
Posted by Nikki Blak goes, "BOOM." on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:07:00 PST

A Poem A Day - Twenty Nine: As I Imagine a Man to Be

As I Imagine a Man to Be   He knos Tha swells and narrows Of me He loves whut he sees Even if it ain't pretty Devours my feet With his hands Even if my toes ain't painted   He is just as I i...
Posted by Nikki Blak goes, "BOOM." on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:59:00 PST

A Poem A Day - Twenty Eight: A Thousand Years (Haiku)

A Thousand Years   We hav lived here for A thousand years and we hav Tha tears to prove it...
Posted by Nikki Blak goes, "BOOM." on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:56:00 PST

A Poem A Day - Twenty Seven: In Case You Forgot Im from Inglewood

In Case You Forgot I'm From Inglewood   You insist That I sit, patiently Out of your Direct line of sight Perhaps somewhere In tha wilderness Of your periphery Far enough to be ignored But stil...
Posted by Nikki Blak goes, "BOOM." on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:07:00 PST

A Poem A Day - Twenty Six: Untitled (Haiku)

Untitled (Haiku)   Tha sun will never Shine quite tha same as it did When you smiled at me...
Posted by Nikki Blak goes, "BOOM." on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:05:00 PST