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Big Dave

I am here for Friends

About Me

My name is Dave. I used to live in a whale because I got swallowed when I was little, swimmin' at the beach. So me and my home dog, who was a cricket, were hanging out playing scrabble. Five years later I got regurgitated out of the whale onto a bird feather. A hyena ate the bird 6 hours later and I was rushed to the E.R. and kept in shock trauma to recover for 36 weeks. 48 months later I donated my left, right, and center kidneys to a "doctor" who later down the road I would find out was really not a doctor at all, and was really a Pakistianian carpet dealer. Apparently, I also would find out that the seams of my kidneys were sewn together to make a magical carpet which was featured in the disney classic movie "Alladin". Any questions?...Good! AIM sn: BigDaveMD84.

My Interests

BEER!!!! Sports, making money, music. HANGING OUT WITH ROCK AND ROLL FRIENDS!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

You?

Music:

BAYSIDE!! Driving in Silence, Vinny Vegas, Annadale. Anything country. Pretty much anything but rap and hip hop.

Movies:

Boondock Saints!! Comedy and horror.

Television:

Sports, Family Guy, Simpsons.

Books:

John Grisham and John Steinbeck.

Heroes:

Friends and family.

My Blog

As I lay dying

I start drinking to see how many beers it takes to make you leave. By the time I get to number eight, you have only traveled down my spine. To get you out of my heart, I take this gun and hold it to m...
Posted by Big Dave on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 10:11:00 PST

How about some more

Why do the color of your eyes match the midnight skies? I was sure that I had gotten rid of you once and for all, but yet again you have found a way to disappoint me.I thought throwing you off a cliff...
Posted by Big Dave on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 10:35:00 PST

Wrote this when I was bored at work

I'd put a brick on the gas and there would be no brakes before the road and your luck runs out. Sending you full speed ahead for a canyon with no end. Usually your voice pierces my eardrums, but this ...
Posted by Big Dave on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 09:09:00 PST

Missing someone important

I know you're looking down from above.How can I tell? I can feel the love.I wish I could wear it like a glove.There's been many hard times since you've been gone.It's an accomplishment getting to ever...
Posted by Big Dave on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 09:54:00 PST

This came out of nowhere

If I were to say 'goodbye' one final time, would you still cherrish this rhyme? I would ask you to come join me, but there is only room for one under this tree. Please forgive me for being s...
Posted by Big Dave on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 10:49:00 PST