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Monster Perv

I finally found that life goes on without you...

About Me

I'm an immature 13 year old boy stuck in a 23 year old body. I never take anything serious. I laugh at stupid jokes until my body functions become involuntary...and then laugh harder. I am offensive and the furthest thing from PC as you get. I am under-worked and over-paid. I live with and love the best person this world has ever seen. She puts up with my shit and takes care of me. Shes done a pretty good job of convincing me that she likes it too! My plan for the future is to never grow up and have a damn good time not doing so. Whos with me??

My Interests

My band Life Goes On, drums, partying, hanging with my friends, sick obsession with VWs and anything related, sports, drawing, graphic design, digital imaging, and other nerdy-ass shit like that...
HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!! GO NATIONALS!!

You can finger my penguin all day!!

I'd like to meet:

Already found her...

See if you guys think you know me

Why is this soooo funny??!!

Motive by Life Goes On

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Music:

If it sounds good and if it isn't just some stupid fuck spouting off about how bad our government is, how screwed up the world is, or other political anti-Bush bullshit that is out to brainwash the minds of young impressionable kids despritely seeking a role model...then its all good to me!

Movies:

Disney's Robin Hood, Boondock Saints, The Outsiders, Team America, Eurotrip, Dodgeball, Old Skool, Office Space, Dude...Where's My Car?, Harold & Kumar Go To Whitecastle, Rat Race, Anchorman, Napolian Dynomite, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Van Wilder, Little Nicky, any Happy Madison film, Spaceballs, Robin Hood...Men in Tights, any Mel Brookes movies, any mob movie, any heist movie, The Matrix I, II, & III, Halloween, Halloween 2, Lost Boys, Shrek & Shrek 2, Kindergarden Cop...Oh, and all the Leprechaun movies except for Leprechaun 4...Leprechaun in Space...That was just fucking stupid!!

Television:

Wonder Showzen, War at Home, The Family Guy, Chapelle Show (RIP), The Brak Show, Ren & Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead...

Books:

HA, you people read?!! Your mom reads!!

Heroes:

My parents, grandparents (RIP), any human being that gets up early in the morning and works over-time just to make ends meet through an honest living to raise his/her children in a loving family household is a hero to me.