About Me

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For Life, Until Death

My name is Kait
and I'm everyone's favorite asshole.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
LIFE.IS.GOOD. I have the greatest friends, The greatest times, The best car, The perfect dogs, The most wonderful guy in my life and things could NOT be better. UNMATCHED. I finally get the things I deserve =)
I am intelligent, and kind. I take care of my friends--the people I choose to call my family. I love with my whole heart. I am light hearted, never without my cell phone. I love love love love love to goof off with my friends, I love to laugh and make others laugh. I have a yorkie, a ball python, two fish and an 11 month old Doberman I just adopted. I love pin up girls, classy ladies, motorcycles, tattoos, the ethical treatment of animals [i am NOT a peta member], and generally avoiding drama. RI-FUCKING-BULLSHIT!I hate illegal immigrants, homeless people/bums, bad parents, hillbillys, most animal rights activists, human rights activists, welfare, animal abusers, child abusers, people who TyPe LyKe DiS, Dumb white boys/wiggers, people who fit themselves in a stereotype, ricers, guidos, boys who pop collars, grammar/spelling nazis on the internet, chick flicks and evil clowns. FUCK THAT!
I am COMPLETELY and 100% against the BSL [Breed Specific Legislation]. The BSL finds and euthanises Pitbulls because they are seen as 'dangerous'. If your city promotes it or has it in effect as law, PLEASE adopt a Pitbull from your local shelter and FIGHT THE BSL. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
Do not ask me out. Dont offer. I don't want to hangout with you, talk to you, give you my number. Don't bother.

I drive a 2000 blurple Pontiac Firebird. It's my baby. No, I don't want to race you....I'd rather not fuck up my car because no, my mommy and daddy won't replace it. I have to replace it and no, I can't afford to.

P.s. I have the greatest people in the world in my life. Seriously, dont come between me and my friends, OR my love.... i will take you OUT.
I don't hang out with kids from myspace unless I know you or know someone who knows you and vouches. Thank you.

First State F-BodyGET TO IT!
Can I get an encore
do you want more?

Where I live:

Leave me some lovin my babies =)

My Interests

The love of my life
My best friends
Children

Video Games!

Pitbulls, Rottweilers, Doberman, Great Danes, English Bulldogs. My yorkie Harry.

Ball Pythons--I have one named Burton
Motorcycles
Cherry Blossom Trees
Koi, and Fish Running water, fountains
Spending all day between the sheets OLD TransAms, Firebirds, GTOs, Camaros, Corvettes, Chevelles and Novas.
Aerosedans and Prowlers
Car and Bike shows
Drag racing
Driving around with no point
Great Music
Good Chinese Food
Ice Hockey and Football. I like the New Jersey Devils and the Washington Redskins
Pool and Swimming Pools
Guns
Sleeping, especially in my own bed
Getting tattooed
Amusement Parks and Rollercoasters
Yelling out of Car Windows
Grape Bubbletape
Horror, Mob, Gun related, Frank Miller, Comic book and Will Ferrel Movies
Hairdye and Makeup
Rain and showers
Halloween
Baltimore, Denver, Savannah

..
adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to be tolerated. I want to be appriciated. A man of quality should not be threatened by a woman of equality. Or Henry Rollins. haha

Music:

Basically, I can listen to mostly everything. My favorites include
Led Zeppelin
Type O Negative
Killswitch Engage
HIM
18 Visions
The 69 Eyes
Placebo
Black Flag
Pig Destroyer
Dragonforce
Guns and Roses
Judas Priest
Motley Crue
Blue Oyster Cult
Dog Fashion Disco
Deftones
Lacuna Coil
THE CLASH
Trivium
Pantera
Megadeth
Stuff like that and yes, I do listen to rap. No, you don't have to listen to that shit in my car---but then you can't ride with me. I control the music in my car.

Movies:

ONLY MY FAVORITES

The Goonies The Boondock Saints
A Clockwork Orange
Donnie Darko
Moulin Rouge
Edward Scissorhands
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Romeo and Juliet The Sound of Music
Phantom Of the Opera
Velvet Goldmine
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Godsend
All 3 Lord of the Rings
Casino Resident Evil 1 and 2
Happy Gilmore
Old School
Wedding Crashers
Anchorman
Shawn of the Dead
Saw 1 Waiting
Office Space
Kicking and Screaming
The Last House on the Left
All of the CKY movies
Heat
Children Of Men Alpha Dog

Television:

Foster's home for Imaginary Friends
Inked
Conan O'Brien
TV Fun House
Miami Ink
Monster Garage
The Real World
The X-Files
Nip Tuck
Smallville
Meet the Barkers
Stripped
ER

Dr. 90210

Books:

Anything Dean Koontz or Stephen King

I love goooold!

Heroes:

Tim Burton

THE OG, For real. KENNY HOWARD

Stanley Kubrick

Stephen King

My Blog

OZZFEST FREE THIS YEAR. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

OZZFEST 2007...FOR FREEGROUNDBREAKING ANNOUNCEMENTPULLS PLUG ON TICKET PRICES"This will change everybody's impression of the way touring in the summer in America should be."--Sharon OsbourneImagine a ...
Posted by Kaitlin Roxann BIYAH on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:41:00 PST

I'm discusted at the world right now

Reading the news on comcast mail and the internet today, I have come across the article and fact that Doctors and Scientists are going to start trying to do Uterus implants for women who either have h...
Posted by Kaitlin Roxann BIYAH on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:25:00 PST

ANOREXIA AND WORLD HUNGER ARE MORE IMPORTANT THEN ANYTHING

you'll be dead before you're thin enough. Girls:Stop calling each other fat.People take that seriously.And this is what can happen. Guys:You call a girl fat.You tell her to loose some weight.But ...
Posted by Kaitlin Roxann BIYAH on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:31:00 PST

My thoughts on the "music" of today

Any song that starts off straight up screaming with the douche bag screaming like he needs a Ricola is a fucking bad song.Especially if the first word is BLOOD or GLORY.What the fuck, after you turn 2...
Posted by Kaitlin Roxann BIYAH on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:15:00 PST

Cops fucking hate me

So sup, we got pulled over Friday night for stealing someone's trashcan and dragging it down the main road. We were a total asshole to the cop "Sorry for wasting your time, officer, when there's true ...
Posted by Kaitlin Roxann BIYAH on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 11:01:00 PST

The "One" Campaign can suck it, and so can you.

I'd just like to rant again about this "One" campaign. I'm not going into a huge explaination, I'm just going to say it's a bullshit endorsement that gets celebrities paid.And guess what?They are the ...
Posted by Kaitlin Roxann BIYAH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Von go fuck yourself

I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear anything Von Dutch unless they know who he is. Period.He wasn't a fucking fashion designer. He was a car mechanic and a fabricator.His name was Kenny How...
Posted by Kaitlin Roxann BIYAH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Think you're a heavy weight?

I'd like to take this time to point out that yes, I'm irish and no, being irish or having irish in you does not make you a good drinker, or give you the ability to hold your alcohol better then anyone...
Posted by Kaitlin Roxann BIYAH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boys Suck

Boys = Suck I stole this from a myspace friend. And I thought it was pretty amusing. Basic info for the boys: 1. Whatever you do, don't just "show up" at their house...they run around in the...
Posted by Kaitlin Roxann BIYAH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST