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Voo Doo Man

Stalking...It's Good For Her Self Esteem

About Me



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My Interests

Even though I am 294 years old and live in the body of a plastic bobblehead I am still a lot like everyone else. Well I guess if you were 294 we would be even more alike. But none the less, I still enjoy many of the things from my mortal past. I love music, theater, the arts and the company of a fine woman.

Whenever possible I try to find my way into the frame so that I can be photographed with some of the most beautiful women on the planet. So ladies...if I ask you to be photographed with me take it as a complement of the highest magnitude!!!

Other Voo Doo Sightings and Messages

AT LAST!!! VOO DOO MAN And Lady Liz Reunited

The Happy Couple

A Cuddle, A Nuzzle... Ecstacy!!

Some Guy's Have All The Luck... What Can VOO DOO MAN Say?

294 Years On Earth...Yet This Is The First Time VOO DOO MAN Actually Came Face To Face With A Genuine Angel

VOO DOO MAN Just Seems To Meet The Most Wonderful Ladies

This Young Lady Seems To Be Ejnoying VOO DOO MAN As Much As VOO DOO MAN Enjoys The Spotlight!!!

VOO DOO MAN Greets His New Number 1

VOO DOO MAN Seems To Have A Vixen In Training...Looks Like A Stellar Future For VOO DOO MAN!!!

Celebrity Sighting!!! Voo Doo Man with Larry the Cable Guy.

Hey...It's Better Than Glen Campbell or Nick Nolte's Mug Shot!

Paprazzi Pic Of VOO DOO MAN In Jail...Keith Partrige Interior Decorator.

You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Wow...what do you have to do to score 100?

I'd like to meet:

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Dane...He Rocks...He would know how to handle Satch

Vaughn Conway...Do I really need to say more?

Bill Clinton...He knows how to treat a lady with respect

The Dali Lama...I got a bitch to pitch with him!

Buddah...I owe this dude one too!

Miss Kim...What? Like I don't need lovin' too?

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!

El Chupacabra

Mikey The Whore Fighter

Cassie Jo...Turn On The Red Light!!!

Music:

As I am older I like much of the music from my time. I still hear many of the old and forgotten songs in my head. I can still hear the haunting melody of "The Night Old King Ludwig Shat The Bed" and the ever timeless classic "Simon Bolivar Got Drunk And Humped His Pony." How I long for the old days.

But when it comes to modern and semi-modern music I like the following artists:

Ella Fitzgerald

Edith Piaf

Billie Holliday

Willy "Piano Red" Perryman

Louis Armstrong - friends just call him "Satch"

Elvis

Polyphonic Spree - Not really, just messin' with ya

Billy Squire

CCR

Skynard - 'Nuff Said

My Blog

VOO DOO MAN - Post Op Picture Released

VOO DOO MAN underwent a successful cranial polymer cohesive realignment in which Dr. Heinrich Von Essingham reattached VOO DOO MAN's head. VOO DOO MAN still remains in a drug induced coma and most lik...
Posted by Voo Doo Man on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:01:00 PST

VOO DOO MAN Out Of Surgery

Oklahoma City, OK (VDM)           At approximately 5:45 PM Dr. Heinrich Von Essingham announced that VOO DOO MAN had survived the cranial polymer cohesive ...
Posted by Voo Doo Man on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:19:00 PST

VOO DOO MAN To Undergo Livesaving Surgery

Oklahoma City, OK (VDM)   Less than 12 hours after being decapitated in a late night altercation between two females, international celebrity and internet icon VOO DOO MAN is still on l...
Posted by Voo Doo Man on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:37:00 PST

VOO DOO MAN Presumed Dead

Oklahoma City, OK (VDM)   Representatives from VOO DOO MAN International, headquartered in Oklahoma City released the following media statement early Monday morning at approximately 3:00 AM Cent...
Posted by Voo Doo Man on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:11:00 PST

Vexing Visions of VOO DOO MAN...The Future Is Neigh

VOO DOO MAN has seen many years come and go. This will be VOO DOO MAN's 295th year. VOO DOO MAN has learned that there are many things that repeat and run in cycles. Because of years of life and exper...
Posted by Voo Doo Man on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:44:00 PST

VOO DOO MAN HAS BEEN RESCUED!!!!

Oklahoma City, OK (VDM)In an early morning raid commencing at approximately 1:47 AM Central Time, VOO DOO MAN was freed from his captor Al Quesadilla. During the exchange we have confirmed that Al Que...
Posted by Voo Doo Man on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST

VOO DOO MAN - Disturbing Images From His Captors

Oklahoma City, OK  (VDM) VOO DOO MAN INTERNATIONAL has issued the following press release: At approximately 10:27 PM a single photo enclosed in a sealed envelope, along with a sickening message, ...
Posted by Voo Doo Man on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:59:00 PST

VOO DOO MAN STILL MISSING!!!!

VOO DOO MAN STILL MISSING!!! VOO DOO MAN INTERNATIONAL Headquarters have issued the following press release:At this time there is still no known whereabouts as to the location of VOO DOO MAN. As m...
Posted by Voo Doo Man on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:33:00 PST

Updated Information Relating To The Abduction Of VOO DOO MAN

Oklahoma City, OK (VDM) VOO DOO MAN Handler, VOO DOO Bob has issued the following press release. No other information is known other than that listed below. VOO DOO Bob says... It has been approximate...
Posted by Voo Doo Man on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST

VOO DOO MAN HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!

Oklahoma City, OK USA (VDM)At this moment details are scarce, but it appears that Internet Icon and worldwide hero to millions, VOO DOO MAN has been abducted.A spokesman from VOO DOO MAN INTERNATIONAL...
Posted by Voo Doo Man on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:22:00 PST