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About Me

So here's the long and the short, I'm a laid-back executive for a small production company. I don't have a yacht nor do I jet-set (but we can dare to dream!). I am working on getting my body back into fighting shape (does a three pack count?), and I like to hang out and have a good time without all of the drama that oh so often goes with hanging out and having a good time in LA (why, why, why I ask...).Life is too short to get caught up in all of the nonsense. My interests are as varied as, well as my interests; politics, art, science, fashion, music, et cetera. Still working on my first million, so I am clearly a work-in-progress -- trust me. Those who know me already, thanks for hanging in there. Those who don't, the ride is just about to start; fasten your seatbelts, please no talking during the main feature...

My Interests

Movies, politics, art, reading, small shiny objects, loose change, ice cubes, oxygen...the usual stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Attractive, sane, interesting, smart, single women...are there any near me???But seriously, I'd love to meet the kind of women that turns heads -- not only because she's a knockout, but because she's unique and wonderful. Looks are one thing...but inner beauty is forever.

Music:

Everything from The Beatles to Jay-Z, Black Sheep to Pearl Jams' Vitology. Recent purchases include Kanye West, Basement Jaxx, Jill Scott, Zero 7, Astrid Gilberto, the latest Head Kandi releases, Beastie Boys, The Police, Prince, Biggie, Sinatra, New Order, Billy Joel, Young MC...the classics of 20th century music.

Movies:

Goodfellas, Vertigo, The King of Comedy, Boogie Nights, Traffic, The Incredibles, The Matrix, Last Days of Disco, Blow, Old School, Dr. Strangelove, RoboCop, The Thin Red Line, Garden State, The Limey, Network, Dead Ringers, Escape From New York, Hustle and Flow, blah blah blah

Television:

Nip/Tuck, The King of Queens, Seinfeld, Best Week Ever, 60 Minutes, Hu$tle, The Apprentice, C-SPAN, Family Business, Howard Stern, Laguna Beach & The Hills (my two true guilty pleasures), Charlie Rose, that Larry King idiot...

Books:

The Great Gatsby, Bonfire of the Vanities, Shakespeare, anything by Philip K. Dick, and many, many, many more -- too many to list and more than Paris Hilton has ever seen. Name it and I've more than likely read it or heard of it....

Heroes:

My parents and assorted relatives, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Spike Lee, Hugh Hefner, Howard Stern, Gore Vidal, the common solider, Condi Rice (for putting up with working next to a certain assclown).

My Blog

Dear TimeWarner Cable Part 3

To whom it may concern,How did the government allow you (TW Cable) to essentially have a monopoly over this technology and how it's given to the consumer? For after all of the PROBLEMS from the acqui...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:17:00 PST

Dear TimeWarner Part 1

Where do I exactly start? First off, I have to disagree with your '10 promises' statements as when I last spoke to a customer service rep, they were not in the least 'local' (unless one thinks that b...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:53:00 PST

Dear TimeWarner Part 2

To Whom It May Concern,I doubt my problems will matter to the giant corporation that is Time/Warner, yet I feel compelled to share them with whomever it is that will receive this letter. I..m extreme...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST

Dear Cingular

Here's another letter to Corporate America -- interestingly they did contact me, but even the 'office of the president' at the cellphone company couldn't do anything for me. Suffice it to say, I swit...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:24:00 PST

Dear McDonalds

In lieu of actually doing an actual blog, I figured I'd post some of the many letters I've sent to Corporate America. Enjoy!++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++I'm not sure if t...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:15:00 PST