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Lexi Lovelace ™

Everywhere I go, people wanna make some time with me. That's okay, if the next day, I can be free. ~

About Me


| View Show | Create Your Own......................................................... ..I tour at Dennis Hof's World Famous Moonlight Bunny Ranch. While being active on the website and message board for the Bunny Ranch, I am supposed to be as diplomatic as possible. But I do need an outlet for (1) further self-promotion and (2) expressing my opinions and various philosophies. While I may alienate some people doing so, at least it's on my terms and it should not affect the Bunny Ranch. It should be mentioned that any opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of the Bunny Ranch, its staff, or any other affiliates.I am an amateur chef, avid reader and on-again-off-again stripper. I have also been employed in government positions (forensics) and have a college education.I favour people who are creative and intelligent, with wit and a healthy amount of cynicism.Of late, I have regained a positive outlook and genuine 'care' for humanity...I know, it's scary....while still maintaining my cynical outlook.I'm enjoying that little balance of power very much.

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My Interests

HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who fights to keep negativity out of their lives. Someone who enjoys a good debate, but doesn't take things personally. Anyone who is open-minded, fair and reasonable.

Music:

Blues and Classic Rock mostly. I have everything Janis Joplin has ever uttered. But I also like MoTown, some techno, older country, etc. Some stand outs are: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Bob Seger, Tonic, Naked Beggars, Etta James, Beth Hart, The Mother Station, Elton John, Tantric, The Mars Volta, Three Doors Down, Audioslave, Foo Fighters, Black Sabbath, Evanescence, Seether, Fuel, Train, Hoobastank, Jet, The Beatles (and all solo projects done by members thereof), blah, blah, blah, blah...

Movies:

Monster, The Butterfly Effect, Best In Show, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Almost Famous, This Is Spinal Tap, The Man From Snowy River, Gone With the Wind, The Seven Year Itch, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Lily St. Cyr's Love Moods, Misery, The Princess Bride, Paradise Lost 1 & 2, Donnie Brasco, BLOW, The Silence of the Lambs, etc...

Television:

Frasier, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, AUTOPSY, America Undercover Documentaries, and yes I DO like one prime-time reality show....it's "Hell's Kitchen." I just like watching the food...And of course, I loooove HBO's "CatHouse"........................

Books:

Jean M. Auel's EARTH'S CHILDREN series, starting with The Clan of the Cave Bear. I have read them all so many times and cannot wait for the next (and last ?) one in the series to be published.Anything related to emerging feminism. The new feminists are mainly sex workers (strippers, call girls, fetish players, etc.) and strive to maintain their sexuality and reclaim their "cunts" before that term became something derogatory.Also, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and his Sherlock Holmes library. Anything forensics and true-crime-related.

Heroes:

The strippers and pin-up girls from Burlesque. Trailblazers, strong women who didn't hide their femininity...and still remained feminist.

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My Blog

Has This Ever Happened To You ?...And Really Pissed You Off ??

Before I start this rant, I want to say 'thanks' to Kris (Number Two I think on the List) for sending me that YouTube comment on my comments section.  I have been looking for video/audio footage ...
Posted by Lexi Lovelace ™ on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:10:00 PST

Hmmm...

From my bulletin :   I may post this in a blog for people who aren't on my Friends List.  But, it seems that my conversion to the soon-to-be-named laptop erased a lot of messages in my InBox...
Posted by Lexi Lovelace ™ on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 05:21:00 PST

My New Toy....

I woke up at the crack of dawn today (okay, it was more like 9-ish) and went on a mission.  See, I have been needing a laptop ever since the DIVA-8125 advised me that it wasn't going to let me pe...
Posted by Lexi Lovelace ™ on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:33:00 PST

People !!!! There is no "S" !!!!

I am annoyed as shit with people who say "Happy New YearS"..... People there is no fucking "S" in this statement !!  These are the acceptable forms of greetings for this holiday : "Happy New Year...
Posted by Lexi Lovelace ™ on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:07:00 PST

Finally !!!

I tried to get on MySpace all day yesterday and it kept saying that my "log-in was temporarily disabled."...And everytime I went to someone else's page, their's was fine.  I didn't understand it....
Posted by Lexi Lovelace ™ on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

My Evening Serving Alexis Fire

This is taken directly from my post on the MBR message board.  (Hint : there's a partial nude photo in that post, but I couldn't post it here.)  Be sure to go see pix of Alexis Fire in our B...
Posted by Lexi Lovelace ™ on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

Frequently Asked Personal Questions....

Since I covered most of the goings-on at the Bunny Ranch, I thought I would include a brief FAQ about me.  I don't know if I can come up with ten, as per the Uber Policies (If you don't know what...
Posted by Lexi Lovelace ™ on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:20:00 PST

Frequently Asked Questions....REPOST

Since I receive so many e-mails from people who have questions about how things work at the Bunny Ranch, I figured it was time to consolidate everyone's concerns into one, easy-to-read...uh...thing. 1...
Posted by Lexi Lovelace ™ on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:04:00 PST

Meet Sing Lao...

I adore this new "Dust Bunny" given to me by our daytime shift manager/cashier, Ruthie.  Sing Lao was part of a great holiday package that I received today.  He (maybe she...jury's still out...
Posted by Lexi Lovelace ™ on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:26:00 PST

"Uhhhh...Are You Masturbating ?"

I have two Christy Morrell stories.  But I can only tell one of them.  And this one is the tamer of the two.  (We have got to get her blogging so she can make fun of herself as often as...
Posted by Lexi Lovelace ™ on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 11:06:00 PST