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Chainsaw Demon

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About Me

i like FOOD AND METAL. and BEER and sleeping and x boxwww.therainforestsite.com..

My Interests

x box, pipe stretching, tasting the bun, listening to metal, GORE! death metal, grind core, thrash, black metal, little bit of hardcore, DEATH, food, artwork, kicking ass, castles, lord of the rings, vandalism, gore fucking metal, goblins, trolls, orcs, ogres, sword swallowing, evil stuff, public urination, metal, sleeping, eating, crucifying cute little animals, breathing, beer, metal, zombies, verbal contact with other humans, metal, GHOUL, metal, burning down churches and hospitals, playing guitar, more beer, thunderstorms are sweet, forests, metal, and 80's stuff, especially metal from the 80's, pizza and cheeseburgers

I'd like to meet:

bigfoot, a real ninja, bruce willis, arnold schwarzenegger, bill gates, the dude that played the drill sergeant from full metal jacket, whoever was the first to have the idea to ferment a brew with barley and hops, an actual zombie, my great grandpa, people who like to kick back and have a good time joke around... and that are also nice instead of being a douche bag, that ed mcman guy, drug dealers, someone who has access to a lot of heavy explosives, spider-man, ryu hyabusa, bizzy bone, wolverine

Music:

it's up there in my general interests... mostly metal, rock, weird 80's shit, some hardcore or whatever but not a lot cause most of that stuff just pisses me off now. get your breakdown shit outta here

Movies:

HORROR, diehard 1 - 3, kiss of the dragon, full metal jacket, dogma, airheads, ninja turtles 1 and 2, ghostbusters 1 and 2, hellraiser 1 - 3, the head, lord of the rings, harry potter, mall rats, friday the 13th, fight club, gladiator, the breakfast club, x - men, the running man, terminator movies, robocop 1 and 2, fear and loathing in las vegas, EVIL DEAD, total recall, gremlins, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead (older one's better), day of the dead, dawn of the day of the night of the penguins, the exorcist, kill bill, boondock saints, mad max series, bloodsport, end of days, true lies, tails from the hood, go, the naked gun, monty python and the holy grail, heavy metal, puppet master, 300, original cat in the hat, office space, terror toons, the toxic avenger, predator, ninja scroll, revenge of the ninja, night of the demons, critters, the dead next door, zombie, prison a go go, the three amigos, beetlejuice, strange brew, bruce lee movies, jaci chan movies, return of the living dead III... anything else with a whole bunch of senseless gore and violence..

Television:

tv's gay

Books:

the hobbit, harry potter, the things they carried, the godfather, night, this ninjitsu book i borrowed from pj

Heroes:

spider-man, wolverine, the guy that killed dimebag darrel, samurai jack, chuck schuldiner, my momma and poppa, jesus christ, george carlin, the drill sergeant from full metal jacket, shinobi ninja and ryu hyabusa, brian fury, Detective John McClain, Dr. Herbert West, jason vorhees, santa claus, master chief

My Blog

what the fart?

when it rains, it certainly does pour.  wow.  suppose it could be worse though... which usually applies to all cases, but still... damnit
Posted by Chainsaw Demon on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:29:00 PST

computer still broken

damnit
Posted by Chainsaw Demon on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:07:00 PST

FORK YEAH!

YEAH computer viruses are fuckin sweet!  well i'm sorry i haven't been online everyone.  just wanted to come on here and tell you that my computer's being totally sweet, AGAIN... and so i pr...
Posted by Chainsaw Demon on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:03:00 PST

yeah check it out

ok listen up folks, there's this band on here called The James Gang and i think everyone should check them out, i'll put they're little linky poo at the bottom of this blog.  they're not metal or...
Posted by Chainsaw Demon on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:51:00 PST

f that

damnit i'm going through x box live withdrawls... and now what pisses me off more is that when/if i ever do get it back... everyone's gonna be playing stupid gears of war (ooo big slow guys jogging ar...
Posted by Chainsaw Demon on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST

RIP - for all those who knew my gramps

my grandfather passed away on friday night... funeral's thursday and friday this week.  just thought i'd post this for those of you that know me personally and knew my grandpa.  if you'd lik...
Posted by Chainsaw Demon on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:07:00 PST

aw shit

hey check it out i got the internet back
Posted by Chainsaw Demon on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:13:00 PST

poor doggie

sweet now my dog's dead too.  poor koani... i guess she was a lot sicker than we thought, we had to get her put down about two weeks ago.  she was really anemic and had a tumor in her l...
Posted by Chainsaw Demon on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:22:00 PST

awww yeah guess what

so uh... my computer's broken again.  sorry guys, looks like i won't be online again for a while.  at least not until i can get a new hard drive to back up all my files and get pj's arse ove...
Posted by Chainsaw Demon on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:12:00 PST

speed metal will be their downfall

i ate some pizza
Posted by Chainsaw Demon on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:47:00 PST