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Cutie McNiceButt

Break It Out, Break You Down, Breakin' Rules, Breakin' Ground

About Me



As a child I was lost in the jungles of Sri Lanka. Forced to make my own way in the world, as a teenager I found my way to a remote temple in Tibet. The monks from the Order of the White Blooming Rose took me in & trained me in their ways. Armed with the knowledge of the Order, & a love of boy bands, I returned to the world that had abandoned me to my fate. now I spend my nights combing the streets, looking for the ones responsible for stranding me in the Sri Lankan jungles of my youth. Justice comes swiftly, as they will soon find out.

My Interests

Before you read on, make sure that you feed Guen she gets hungry when folks come by to visit, & don't forget to give her a little scratch behind the ear.
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adopt your own virtual pet!I love taking nature hikes with Bigfoot, riding my pet Chupacabra to town, & surfing with the Loch Ness Monster. But, I don't get over to Scotland as much as I'd like nowadays.....I miss you Nessie :-(''''''''Anythng that has to do with the WWE, Raw, Smackdown, PPVs you name it, it's a soap opera for men.

I'd like to meet:

Jennifer Love Hewitt cause I know she's LOVE me!Anyone with an open mind that knows that looks AREN'T everything.Well, let's see, the list is long & distinguished. We'll start with Jennifer Love Hewitt, only because she dominates my every thought. Katherine Heigl, who's so damn fine I had to make up a word to describe it "Heiglicious" AND DON'T steal it....it's mine! Other top hotties on the list: Price Is Right's Rachel Reynolds, Jewel Staite (if you HAVE to ask who she is, you don't DESERVE to bask in the glory of her hotness). Sofia Vergara, Kelly Hu, Rachael Leigh Cook, & way TOO many other to list here right now.A "special" woman that I can spend the days looking into her eyes, & the night trying to get in her pants....lol Oh, & I wanna meet Bob Barker & Hef 'cause they're the world's biggest P-I-M-Ps


Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

Music:

Night Ranger The greatest band of all time Nickleback, Kelly Clarkson (HOT & can sing), Kiss, 'Nsync, Pussycat Dolls, Rob Zombie, NIN & the list goes on. OMG...how could I forget....The Dan Band!!!

Movies:

Star Wars...Star Wars & did I forget to mention Star Wars??? Just about anything comic book related is cool, so far (fingers crossed). Anything with Jennifer Love Hewitt, it doesn't have to be good, she's just got to be in it. All of Kevin Smith's movies (they're pure GENIUS) Just about every movie that my poor ignorant sidekick Ryan thinks sucks, is usually pretty good. But what the HELL does he know, his favorite movie is the Wizard, how freaking GAY is that?!?!?

Television:


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WWE TV, of course. I'm into Deadwood, Sopranos & Entourage too. Dead Like Me, Family Guy & American Dad, Robot Chicken. (Deep breath...ok here we go...) Lost, Desperate Housewives, Supernatural. I think that's all of them....for now anyway.Your results:
You are Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 85% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 65% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 65% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 65% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 60% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 55% Wash (Ship Pilot) 50% River (Stowaway) 45% Inara Serra (Companion) 40% Alliance 40% A Reaver (Cannibal) 10% You are good at fixing things.
You are usually cheerful.
You appreciate being treated
with delicacy and specialness.
Click here to take the "Which Serenity character am I?" quiz...
This is the CUTEST little girl EVER!.. The Landlord on FunnyOrDie.com ..Will Farrell is a God & a role model .. Good Cop, Baby Cop on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Books:

Any book written by R.A. Salvatore, in my opinion, he's the best fantasy writer out there today...bar none. All the Star Wars books have been good, thank god Lucas makes them all keep continuity with each other!!! & I can't forget everyone's favorite wizard, Harry Potter. I never thought I'd like those books, but I'm actually hooked on them. Damn you Bonj for making me read them in the first place : ) Wait, do comics count too????? 'Cause if they do, it all comes down to ONE guy...Hal Jordan, the ORIGINAL Green Lantern (of my generation anyway), oh, & Aquaman too. Stop laughing at me people....seriously, I can hear you from here.

Heroes:

Besides myself you mean? I'm just kidding. My Mom, she sacrificed everything when I was growing up, just to make sure that I'd be a good person. People like Lance Armstrong, who can get the crap kicked out of them by life & STILL succeed at what they love. Anyone in the Armed Forces, 'cause they're a whole lot braver than I am. Anybody that stands up for what they believe in, regardless of the consequences. Oh, yeah, & Green Lantern, because that little ring is the coolest thing in the DC universe. He could kick Superman's ass Ryan....just admit it Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 80% Superman 70% Robin 65% Spider-Man 60% The Flash 60% Hulk 50% Supergirl 40% Iron Man 40% Wonder Woman 30% Catwoman 30% Batman 10% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Blog

1st blog of 2008

  What's up everyone!  Welcome to 2008, the year where all our dreams come true....at least in my mind anyway   I've been putting this off for 17 days now, waiting for something good t...
Posted by Cutie McNiceButt on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:56:00 PST

Brand New Random Thoughlessness

I was thinking about all the things that have gone through my mind since my last rambling blog. I thought I'd share some of them with you.   Jennifer Love Hewitt getting engaged, to someone ...
Posted by Cutie McNiceButt on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:06:00 PST

Epidsode III: Revenge of the Randomness

  Since they've gone over so well, I thought of a few more things that cross my mind.  I've taken to writing them down now, so I don't forget them.     Am I the only person who thi...
Posted by Cutie McNiceButt on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:45:00 PST

Even more new randomness

  As I sit here today, bored out of my mind I thought I'd share some of my thoughts with you. God I hope Rob Zombie's version of Halloween doesn't suck!   I like toast (well they can't all b...
Posted by Cutie McNiceButt on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 11:54:00 PST

Brand New Randomness

  What's up everyone?  I know I haven't been around here on good ol' MySpace for a while.  I wish that I had a really good explanation, but, I don't think that "Cause I'm just too damn ...
Posted by Cutie McNiceButt on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:33:00 PST

When it all falls apart

  OK, now this is gonna seem weird for me.  I'm usually the upbeat one in my group of friends, you know the optomistic one.  But, lately, things have been different, really really diffe...
Posted by Cutie McNiceButt on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:37:00 PST

Shadow People & You

  OK, so I can't sleep without some kind of noise to keep my sub-consious active.  During the day, I have Scrubs DVDs running non-stop, but at night it's a diferent story.  I listen to ...
Posted by Cutie McNiceButt on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST

It Ends Tonight

  I know it's been a while since I've gone out of my way to post anything, but, that's because my life's been awfully stagnant lately.  But, as prepare to start blogging again, I thought I'd...
Posted by Cutie McNiceButt on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:21:00 PST

Video Game Violence

  Ok, so I'm back, with something NEW to talk about this time!  Violence in video games & how they affect society as we know it.   I know what alot of people are going to say, ...
Posted by Cutie McNiceButt on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:13:00 PST

More musical musings

  Ok, so here I am again, with not much to say, yet something on my mind. I HATE it when that happens, I hate not having clarity in my life. It's funny, you'd think that by finally getting on dis...
Posted by Cutie McNiceButt on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:23:00 PST