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VOODOO

I LOVE BOONES FARM AND CARROTS IN THE MORNING

About Me

Well to start out... I was adopted. My mommy got me from the shelter here where they still kill doggies and the lady there said she was glad mommy took me that day because if she hadn't.... well you know what would have happened.I pulled a fast one on her coz all the other doggies were jumping around and yelling "pick me, Pick me" and I just sat there all calm and collected and she picked me! Then when she got me home it was all over the true Husky in me came out. Now for all those ladies out there if you dont like your men with a hairy back... I am not for you! I am so hairy that my mom has tumbleweeds sometimes in her house and my dad wants to give me away since he gets hair on his uniform,... But that will never happen :::wink wink:::: Dont get me wrong mommy cleans alot but I just cant help it. I have a pretty lazy life. I sleep all day while my parents are at work and then I play all night. If I get pissed coz my mom and dad is gone too long I try to read any kinda book or paper I find, I dont understand why I cant when its in all those little pieces. Occasionally my mom will rent me special videos to watch just to keep me out of her hair.I hate water, so dont even ask me to go swimming with you even though I live really close to the beach, mom has tried to get me to go swimming but it wont work and I was like that before she met me... but I will go snowboarding anytime.

My Interests

Shreadding squeak toys.... chasing Pedro my pet frog... eating birds... playing ball with my parents... trying to learn how to read and digging huge holes in the yard. My mom calls them butt holes because that is what I put in them, my butt.

I'd like to meet:

I nice girl that does not want kids.... I think you know why.(darn humans) Some friends that can get past my mean exterior. My mom tells me I am an equal oppurtunity hater... I hate everyone. I tend to do better with dogs that are shorter than me, I have a complex.
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? VooDoo Monster Williams
What's your mommy/owners name? Robin
What breed are you? Siberian Husky
How much did you cost?? $35
What's your facorite toy? Krusty the clown
Tap water ot bottled water? Im not picky
Do you always walk or are you always carried? I pull not walk
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? Im past full grown at 80lbs
Do you wear clothes? yes ( My vicious t)
Long or short hair? long
Indoor or outdoor? Im a primadonna indoor of course
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? oh no! Daddy would kill us
What's your fave color? green
Do you chase cats or get along with them? i dunno, i never, tried is it fun?
How old are you? (in people years) 49
Do you like to go swimming? i hate water
Are you fixed? yep, damn humans!!
What color are your eyes? 1 blue 1 brown
What color is your hair? grey black brown and white
Do you get groomed? yes by my special friend Lucy
Are you potty trained? Yes
How much do you bark? i howl at the moon
Have you ever bit anyone? just when we play rough at the house by accident
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? I have a pet frog
Do you like the bath or hate it? uh HAAAATED IT (throwing paw up)
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? I am an equal oppurtunity hater, but loosen up
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? She would have to have an Army duffle bag for me hehehe
Do you do any doggie sports?? power sleeping.....
How cute are you from 1 to 10? of course Im a 10 geesh what a stupid question

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Music:

coheed and cambria, head automatica, missy elliott and of course snoop dogg

Movies:

snow dogs, and 8below

Television:

animal planet

Books:

I just finished reading the Davinci Code and 3 issues of the Fayetteville phone book

Heroes:

My dad..... Lassie
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i have a brother

Hey Everyone, My grandma and grandpa adopted a wire haired terrier mix yesterday in WVA. I have now have my first sibling and his name is Gumbeaux.... pronounced Gumbo. I cant wait to meet him, I hear...
Posted by VOODOO on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:14:00 PST