eat a bowl of fuck

what did i do now?

About Me

I ♥ crazy chicks

I am me, if you can't handle it you can fuck off.

If you happen to catch me when i'm in the right mood i'm one of the craziest mother fuckers you'll ever meet... ask around who is Creston?

idk how to put myself in words cause i'm kind of a complex person, sometimes i could be jumping off the walls and laughing for no damn reason... other times reaching for the remote is too much to ask for. |||| I'm really into music as listed on the side of this page |||| party in the woods, party in my pants? |||| fishing fucking rules !!! |||| food the hotter the better |||| black is the new black, fuck pink!!! |||| i used to play bass but i sold it cause i'm a fucking retard |||| i don't really dance unless i'm drunk, then it's not really dancing |||| clowns are retarded |||| i think that cowboy boots are for cowboys, *which i am not* |||| i was born in wisconsin so i'll always be kinda redneckish |||| music+sex harder the better |||| I'm damn near 80% Irish so there is hair everywhere, don't expect me to go walking around without a shirt cause i look like a bear
Somehow i got dubed the amazing creskin by either kev, russel, mike, or jeremy.. idk why i'm not that amazing, but fuck it i'll go with it.

My Interests

by 08-2009 if i ever fucking hear back about that waiver... assholes!

I'd like to meet:

cool people to chill with sometimes, cause this town is old hat..everything has been said & done i'm sick of it.... if your from south river you know where i'm coming from

Music:

I HATE EMO

SKA|PUNK|HOUSE|CLUB|TECHNO|METAL

7 seconds
against all authority
anti-flag
agnostic front
american distress
aquabats
arrogant sons of bitches
authority zero
bad religion
beastie boys
beck
big d
black flag
bob dylan
bomb town
bouncing souls
buck-o-nine
cake
catch 22 (older)
choking victim
the clash
crack rock steady 7
dancehall crashers
dead kennedys
dead milkmen
death by stereo
dissenters
dropkicks
exploited
face2face
five iron frenzy
flat earth society
flogging molly
george clinton & the parliament funkadelic
glass jaw
goldfinger
green day
GWAR
hub city stompers
iggy pop
inspecter 7
InDK
inspector hector
killing joke
leftover crizack
less than jake
link 80
living end
mad caddies
madd hatters
major ska
manic sewing circle
me first and the gimme gimmes
mephiskapheles
MDC | millions of dead cops
mindless self indulgence
morning glory
mustard plug
new blood revival
nin
no commercial value
no damn problem
nofx
norma jean
new york dolls
one cool guy
operation ivy
otep
oxymoron
pennywise
planet smashers
propagandi
rage against the machine
ramones
rancid
regan youth
reel big fish
runaways
rx bandits
save ferris
screeching weasel
sex pistols
sick of it all
skankin pickle
slackers
Slayer
smashing pumpkins
smiley kids
stockyard stoics
stretch armstrong
streetlight manifesto
subhumans
suicide machines
system of a down
the business
the clash
the hippos
the living end
the jam
the queers
the runaways
the slackers
the specials
the toasters
throwdown
too short notice
TSOL
tsunami bomb
us bombs
the vandals
voodoo glow skulls
weezer
whiskey flask revenge
X

Movies:

Evil Dead, Evil Dead2, Army of Darkness, Sin City, Freddy got Fingered, Pauly Shore movies, Dumb & Dumber, Trash, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Hackers, Old Concert Vids, Half Baked, Suicide Kings, Empire Records, SLC Punk, , Every Kevin Smith movie except Vulgar, & gotta love some porno

Television:

Turn Off Your TV

Discovery
History
Biography
"CSI"
scrubs sometimes...

Books:

Anything i can learn from (I'm kind of a nerd like that)

Heroes:

The Irish, for inventing a holiday around drinking beers.

My Blog

JERSEY AND DAMNNN PROUD

Yeah, I'm from Jersey, I'm gonna give you everything about jersey, the good, the bad, and the ugly. First... New Jersey people are conceited. It's true. We hate everyone else. And we think we are bet...
Posted by eat a bowl of fuck on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST

30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW.... i'm still learning

30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS: 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but...
Posted by eat a bowl of fuck on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:28:00 PST

jersey homies

REAL JERSEY FRIENDS OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food JERSEY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. JERSEY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. O...
Posted by eat a bowl of fuck on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 09:32:00 PST

44 things i do to show her i love her

1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your f...
Posted by eat a bowl of fuck on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:08:00 PST

Dirrrrty jerzzz

New Jersey is a peninsula. Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida. New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are clas...
Posted by eat a bowl of fuck on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:27:00 PST

YOU MIGHT BE FROM JERSEY IF...

YOU MIGHT BE FROM JERSEY IF...* You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country.* You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them.* You think a...
Posted by eat a bowl of fuck on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:08:00 PST

My Numerology Report

Your Personality is 9 You have an impressive and aristocratic bearing. No matter how tall you are, you appear noble and upright. You are very much in control of the image you send out to others. Many ...
Posted by eat a bowl of fuck on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST

10 things not to do on Myspace

This is hilarious. So check it out.ONEw.a.k.e.u.pthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the...
Posted by eat a bowl of fuck on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 02:25:00 PST

astrological chart

Rising Sign is in 00 Degrees CancerVery sensitive by nature, you prefer to be in your own familiar surroundings. Cautious and conservative, you make changes in your life only very slowly, if at a...
Posted by eat a bowl of fuck on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:18:00 PST

tip ur bartender well

1. Our names are NOT "Hey" or "Yo", nor do we respond to whistles or banging your bottle or glass on the bar! If you ever do get your drink you can be sure we will serve everyone else at the bar befor...
Posted by eat a bowl of fuck on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:06:00 PST