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Herbie

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a big fat furry alcoholic cat. I hate you Spatula, I hope I someday can push you out the window you evil wench. I'm fat, I'm grumpy, and I'll tell you all about it.

My Interests

Food. Not generic cat food, I hate that stuff. Beating up Spatula. Complaining. Sleeping. Getting hair everywhere. Getting petted. I like to head butt. Labatts Beer in a can.

I'd like to meet:

felines.

Music:

Josie and the PussyCats

Movies:

Milo and Otis.

Television:

I can't change the channels, I don't have apposable thumbs.

Books:

The Cat in the Hat.

Heroes:

General Mao.

My Blog

hi Paul

Paul, I wanted to get in contact with you to let you know that life is good on the other side. I found the other Maoist extremists and we learned that they poisoned my poor heart because of my strong...
Posted by Herbie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poop

Paul pissed me off, so I pooped all day and stunk up the office. I'm having issues with my food, it still won't talk back to me, I'm beginning to wonder if this relationship is going to work. I stil...
Posted by Herbie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

01-29-03

today I walked around a bit, and bitched at Carrie. She didn't feed me though, I must plot her death. I slept a lot and bothered Paul. I tried to scratch out Spatula's eyes, but failed again. Tomorr...
Posted by Herbie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST