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Little Green Monster

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About Me

I'm Lynsey-Jane or LJ, but I'm mostly know as Linky, you can call me by any of them whatever tickles your fancy. I'm from Scotland, and live in a posh wee town called Lochwinnoch. I spend most of my time in the Crow Bar in Glasgow or with my friends, they totally rock. Also rocking out at college HNC A class, we're the bomb.
I spend a lot of time:
. Hanging with my gorgeous hobo Gio . Playing with the band, we're awesome.
. Getting Tattoos have 5 now, working on my backpiece
. songwriting
. painting and doodling
. Tank Girl, she is the hottest cartoon ever!
. Getting piercings, have 20 or so now.
. Stretching my ears 15mm flesh tunnels
. Taking photographs
. Writing poetry
. Singing
I'd like to think I'm a nice person :D
I'm a friend, I'm a best friend and I'm a Fiancee. Thats all I need in life
I'm a lil sex monster and I don't care who knows it
People think I'm strange because I find Patrick Stewart sexy
I'm in an awesome band, with 3 awesome guys
I speak a wee bit Japanese
I'm currently writing my novel, I'm about half way through it, it'll be beast.
I love Japan and all things of Oriental variety
Love to get drunk with the man and the mates
My favourite drink is Jack Daniels, it's beast
I love cocktails... oooh and vodka slushies yum!
I love my big pvc boots with the chrome stilleto heels
I love Body modification of any kind.
I love all my friends, from Beith, from Glasgow, from Paisley, Ireland and England...
+ I have an amazing best friend +
My loverly Lauren, we've been friends for years now and we've never fallen out once, I trust her more than I can trust anyone else. She's always happy and she always should be, someone as great as Lauren should never need to be upset and hurt. We became mini-moshers together and we still rock the place. Everytime I hear sum41 I can't help but smile. :D I love you loads. Then there's her bf Nick one of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. Love ya both guys.
I don't see her often and I miss her like hell, but she's awesome. Same goes for Nick, he fucking rocks.
I can't think of anyone I love more right now, I love every second with him. I've never met anyone like him before, he loves me and cares for me in a way no-one else ever has, he has the most amazing personality and the best smile in the world, heh and I really like the 'tache. I love the taste of his kisses, I love the way he holds me, I love falling asleep next to him at night and I love him, full stop more than anything. Thanks for everything Sugar.
Singing is my whole life, music is what makes my heart beat. It's is how I breathe, so come see The Final Voyage of The Liquid Sky... we're awesome.
The Final Voyage Of The Liquid Sky
Me on the Vocals, Marty on the bass, Alan on the guitar, and Andy on the drums, making sounds for ye to pump to. We're awesome. You've possibly seen us if you went to the RKC Barfly gig last year, or The Sno! Bar gig in March, we have a few coming up, Sat 24th March at the Crow Bar in Paisley, be there or be a faggot.

My Interests

[ [ .x. Singing with The Final Voyage of The Liquid Sky .x. SeX .x. Doodling .x. My mates .x. writing lyrics, poetry, my novel.x. >

< .x. Music .x. Jack Daniels & Black Heart & Morgans Spice .x. Piercings & tattoos .x. >

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You Are an Appletini
Most of the time, you're a typical party girl / guy.
But when you get super sauced, you really up your sex appeal. What Mixed Drink Are You?

+ I love piercings, tattoos and other body mod +

+ I have two cartilage piercing on my left ear
+ 15mm stretchings on both ear (stainless steel flesh tunnels)
+ three lobe piercings
+ one tragus on right ear
+ scaffolding on right ear
+ nose piercing
+ eyebrow piercing
+ nipple piercings
+ Outer Labia piercing
+ Neck surface Piercing
+ Two collarbone Surface piercings

+ 23 tattooed on the back of my neck
+ A wee symbol on my wrist
+ 2 Big Stars on my back
+ Working currently on back piece, big dragon & a tiger fighting. It looks awesome

I'm gonna keep going, there's several more than I plan on getting and getting my ears stretched to 20mm

I'd like to meet:

Siouxsie Sioux .x. Tank Girl man!.x. Johnny Rotten .x. James Hetfield .x. Bruce Campbell .x. Ringo Star .x. Patrick Stewart .x. Jet li .x. Kevin Smith .x. Pamela Anderson .x. Cliff Burton .x. Akira Toriyama .x. Jason Mewes .x. Sam Rami .x. Gerry Rafferty .x. The Rolling Stones .x.

Music:

x Siouxsie & The Banshees x Rolling Stones x Joan Jett & The Blackhearts x Frank Zappa x The Sex Pistols x The Final Voyage of the Liquid Sky! Haha! x Bagwaash!! Ayyyyyyyyye x Ladytron x Foo Fighters x Fall Out Boy x Metallica x the Beatles x Rob Zombie & White Zombie x Alice in Videoland x Children of Bodom x Combrichrist x The Birthday Massacre x Avenged Sevenfold x Twiztid x Esham x T9ch Nine x ICP x KMK x Deathstars x DeathStar Assembly x Killswitch Engage x Dimmu Borgir x Pantera x Chimaira x Fear Factory x Deicide x Staind x Iron Maiden x Lamb of God x Ladytron x Mindless Self Indulgence x Wednesday 13s Frankenstien Dragqueens x KoRn x Human Waste Project x Kidney Thieves x Alice Cooper x System of a Down x Disturbed x Probot x

Movies:

.x. Battle Royale .x. Kamikaze Girls .x. Tank Girl! .x. Any Japanese Horror Film .x. Audition .x. Masters of Horror .x. The Avenging Fist .x. The Magnificent Butcher .x. Jet Li's The One .x. Danny The Dog/Jet Li's Unleashed .x. Jet Li's The Enforcer .x. Hero .x. Fearless .x. Romeo Must Die x O, Brother Where Art Thou? From Dusk Till Dawn, Evil Dead Trilogy, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2, All the Batman films
I fucking love Kung Fuuuu

Television:

.. width="425" height="350" ..Fairly Odd Parents x Desperate Housewives x Drawn Together x Outlaw Star x Cowboy Bebop x Gundam Wing x Dragonball z x Big O x Spawn x Invader Zim! x Will & Grace x Sexcetera x Chewin' The Fat x

Books:

The Battle Royale, Any Stephen King books, The Disc World Series Terry Pratchet, anything thats pretty much got substance to it.

Heroes:

Siouxsie Sioux x Tank Girl x James Hetfield x Kirk Hammett x Cliff Burton x Akira Toriyama x Jet Li x John Bonham haha x Keith Moon x

My Blog

What Makes Me Linky!

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Spine tingling Goooood

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Posted by Tank Girl on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:25:00 PST

Rockstars, Dyke Cars, Body Mod + Meds

Haven't really updated for a while... Falling behind a tad yeah? So yeah...   + Pavarotti and the Boys rockin' HNC '06 +   Started college its the bomb, mon the HNC class A! We're all Rock...
Posted by Tank Girl on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:11:00 PST

sex, drugs and alcohol!!!

Duuuuuude stoned/drunk wowza! Totally awesome here with Garth, Ailie, Chris, Nikki, Paddy, Xtina, Scott & Sheryl totally awesome.   Systems on, totally rockin' I loooooove JD! I lo...
Posted by Tank Girl on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 04:25:00 PST

Stars, bars and cosmic cocktails

Okay.... so things have been a little strange lately... so yeah. Alton Towers was pretty good, apart from the bus ride down... I swear to God, the fucking bus ride was more of a bloody...
Posted by Tank Girl on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 02:02:00 PST

Alton Towers, Job Interviews and a new hair doo

Okies this is a really busy week, I'm arranging a trip to Alton Towers for me, Ailie, Russell and Lauren. Booking tickets has proven to be rather stressful, more so than I expected. But it'll all...
Posted by Tank Girl on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:53:00 PST

strawberry yoghurt, lacey knickers and magic wands

lol anyone wonder why they advertise vibrators on the back of the doors in the Crow Bar? lol its pure funny. Magic Wands? They pure fit in your pocket and stuff!! ...not that I pay that much attention...
Posted by Tank Girl on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:36:00 PST

Strawberry lollipops, solitude and Ink

Right...these strawberry lollipops are becoming an addiction I swear to fuck lol. Mindue, the reason I'm sucking on them is to substitute my addiction for nicotine seenas I have no cigarettes and...
Posted by Tank Girl on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 08:51:00 PST

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Well today was the last time I'd ever set foot in that hellhole again! I litterally skipped right out of there with a cigarette between my lips, thinking five years...five years I've wa...
Posted by Tank Girl on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:20:00 PST

<3 Mi azucar <3

Mi azúcar, no habría podido ser más feliz haber satisfecho a alguien como usted. Usted ha hecho me la sensación tan grande. No habría podido pedir una persona más hermosa que usted. De agradecimiento ...
Posted by Tank Girl on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 06:35:00 PST