Raisins Turn Into Grapes In The Microwave!
Nothing special to see here, really. The average bloke with a slight anger problem and minor passive-aggressive behaviour problems going on. Basically just another guy doing his thang, day in, day out. I'm fucking metal though, seriously. You'll never meet anybody as metal as me. I shit steel. Honestly. I'm also a bit of an alcoholic. Not sure if thats a good thing yet...Though the Prime Minister did announce that I an officially the heaviest drinker in all of the UK now. My record is currently 7419 beers in 4 hours. After that I ate 9187714 boxes of popcorn chicken, and was still hungry afterwards, so I had a kebab. Yes, I might be a fat bastard, but I carry it well.
Hobbiez and shizzle huh? Well...drinking. Obviously. Need to slow down a bit though, my liver is seriously taking a major pounding.
Hanging out with my mates is teh win, or at least always a good laugh. It pretty much normally involves getting drunk. We often play pool, or just bugger around.
I'm a pretty big geek, and have a pretty big interest in sci-fi (Especially Star Wars and The Matrix.), and MARVEL comics (Not DC! Spider-Man beats Superman any day of the week.), often resulting in me being called a nerd by my oh-so-kind friends of mine. Although to be honest I probably give them more abuse, on occasions, even being downright mean to them. Sorry, guys, you know I don't mean it, I just have to find a way to release all this pent-up arseholeishness within me. Lately, I've enjoyed picking on Steve the most, because he only has one eye. Bloody emo. Jamie is now the cool twin.
As I'm a nerd, I play alot of video games, so I love my PS2 and X-Box 360, and am on X-Box Live alot. My gamer-tag is Ayersy, if you are interested.
I love going to festivals, although so far I've only been to Download twice, and nothing else. I've seen some pretty legendary bands, and drunk more alcohol than George Best, Frank Sinatra and all of France put together.
I can't think of much else. If you really must know, message me. IF YOU DARE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAH! HAH. HAh. Hah. Heh. Heh...I'm done.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||| 26%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality || 10%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking andproductive. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.
