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About Me

I am a sad little boy, I need a date for the Dave Matthews concert and I just can't find one. Maybe it's cus my line for the ladies is, "Wanna see what a man with one ball looks like?" It doesn't go over as well as you would think. Jus a lil more bout me. I am here, you are there. Where I am is here in Ohio, Willoughby, Ohio. Livin it up, tearin it up. I just want you to know, I love none of you. Well, maybe a few. Went to Perry for a few yrs. Spent some time everywhere in Lake County, even lived in South Carolina for a bit. Now I'm back, I'm black, n I'm proud. All true, but I'm not black. Later y'all, live it up, have fun. PARRRRRTTTTTAAAAYYYYYYY MUH UH FUKAS!!! And to all of you disappointed by my lack of photos, i say, fuck you. I do not have a camera, and most photos taken of me are quite self incriminating.If your dreams are not realities, give up now.USC here i come!!!.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Not too many. Mostly people, can't get enough of em. I'm on my way to Cali y'all. I'm makin' my way there. I'll keep in touch. I'm gonna be around for a while though. Not goin' anywhere yet.

I'd like to meet:

Big people, little people. More girls than guys. Gotta mix it up every once in a while, you know what I'm sayin, girls are just more interesting, they have more to say and much better things to talk about. And damn do I love em. Couple more? Sure, why the hell not. The Donner Party, Michael Keaton, Michael Jackson, Quentin Tarantino, Zeus, socrates, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Harvey Keitel, and of course GOD!Don't ever believe yourself to be better than anyone, it is at that moment when they will challenge you and make you their inferior.

Music:

Classic Rock, Rock, Chris Rock, The Rock, that movie "The Rock" with Sean Connery, a fat crack rock

Movies:

Drama, damn I love drama. Don't we all?

Television:

Don't watch the damn thing.

Books:

I read playboy for the articles.

Heroes:

Corky Thatcher bitches.