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Curbed Enthusiasm

Perfect practice makes perfect.

About Me

I enjoy microwaving store bought cookies.
I never voted for a criminal.
The music I listen to doesn't involve choreographed dance moves from a front man, nor does it require back up dancers.
I dig on swine.

Nothing beats honest music. "Let it fucking all hang out brother."
I hate the lottery.

My Interests

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Sometimes I feel like this is the worlds slowest counter.
5'7" Spud Webb.
My brother is a G-Unit Soldier.

I'd like to meet:



as well as many other geeks, freaks and chicks with nice cheeks!

Music:



TOOL

Movies:

Anything Steve Guttenberg!

Television:



Books:

"Time to excuse yourself." Disney knows their shit!

Heroes:



"God damn there are so many, but when you put them all together it comes down to Music. I'd say music is my hero, without it, I'd be ZERO"
- Dimebag Darrell Abbott

My Blog

Title Dictates Behavior

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Posted by Curbed Enthusiasm on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:33:00 PST

Deaf Dumb Blink Kid

Was awesome!Long Live Pinball!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PinballThis blog was semi bogus. Unlike Pinball.
Posted by Curbed Enthusiasm on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:45:00 PST

To those of you who've just graduated college

Congratulations on your years of hard work. You've busted your ass studying all those nights to get a degree that you'll spend years paying off. I'm proud of all of you. Now, go out and...
Posted by Curbed Enthusiasm on Sat, 26 May 2007 05:25:00 PST

Google How to of the Day

How to Mosh in a Mosh Pit   Keep your center of gravity low. If someone falls, block the way of other people from stepping on them and pull them up quickly. Dont shove people in the back! Expect ...
Posted by Curbed Enthusiasm on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:25:00 PST

Hitting the Rock

Something I've been noticing more, and more of is people using the gesture of giving, "bones" or, "hitting the rock" as a greeting and also goodbye. What's up with that? Is the handshake getting old? ...
Posted by Curbed Enthusiasm on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:40:00 PST

The Hemorrhoid Blues

..> Pos Edit Batters Edit Opp Status H/AB R 2B 3B HR RBI SB BB HBP K TB A E AVG C   A.J. Pierzynski (CWS - C) CUtilBN     150/509 65 24 0 16 64 1 22 8 72 222 ...
Posted by Curbed Enthusiasm on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:48:00 PST

1995

  That was the last time I had a cavity. I was at the dentist for a cleaning today, which was totally awesome as always. Anywho, my dentist said I have some of the strongest teeth he's ever ...
Posted by Curbed Enthusiasm on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 04:24:00 PST

Oracle of Bacon

Hopefully your not expecting a blurb on bacon. If you were heres a little something for ya: Deep fried bacon wrapped hot dogs with chilli sauce. Hells Yeah. Bacon rocks! Anyway, I've been dicking ar...
Posted by Curbed Enthusiasm on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:28:00 PST

Somewhere, Pat O'Brien is crying into a pile of cocaine.

  Yep, Anna Nicole Smith has finally kicked the bucket. Lets all take a moment to simply thank Bob for taking this retched soul from not only our televisions, but also our dieing earth. For ...
Posted by Curbed Enthusiasm on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:33:00 PST

G.E. Smith

  I was looking for some G. E. Smith music on myspace today and found nothing. If you're not familiar with G.E. here is a little background:   One of the most in-demand blues/rock guita...
Posted by Curbed Enthusiasm on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:03:00 PST