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About Me

ABOUT ME

Shit's weeeeaaak

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 19/03/2005
Band Website: http://www.lemonparty.org/
Band Members: They call me the Shitlip.
Influences:

Carl Sagan was a God amongst men.

Braxton's Details :

Status:: Married
Here for:: Free drinks
Orientation:: Straight
Hometown:: Mistake on the Lake
Body type:: 6' 1" / Godlike Physique
Ethnicity:: Whiter than the driven snow
Religion:: No thanks
Favorite weapon of combat:: Kitana blade
Smoke / Drink:: Yes please
Education: is overrated
Occupation: Talking mime

My Blog

R.I.P. Sweetie Pie

R.I.P. "Sweetie Pie" ShiplettAugust 2nd 2001 - February 7th 2009A long and love-filled life, no budgie could ask for more. I feel for my mom, like the last child has left the nest. Picturing my mom wi...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:53:00 GMT

Little Braxto

In the process of transferring lots of audio tapes from my youth into digital form. This is about a 5 minute clip from when I was like 5.The first minute is me and my friend messing around for a bit. ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:04:00 GMT

Dear Lady in the Range Rover

Me: Angry round faced man behind you in the 2 wheel drive sports sedan.You: Late 30's something housewife in the Range Rover with the Jesus fish on back.When I first got behind you, around the interse...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 07:37:00 GMT

R.I.P. John Boy Brately

Today I found out an old friend died last night.John Brately, or as everyone called him, John Boy was found dead this morning of an apparent heroin overdose. I think he was like 26 or 27 years old.Whe...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:02:00 GMT

Welcome to Cleveland


Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 08:10:00 GMT

The Unit?

Alright, the blog's been pretty quiet lately, not a lot going on in my life except some New Year's depression. But last night, I watched an amazing hour of television.And by amazing, I mean amazingly ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:48:00 GMT

morning spark

so it's like 4 in the fucking morning, i have to be up for work in like 3 hours.me and wife got drunk tonight and watched movies. we watched "burn after reading" which is fucking hilarious. i think t...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:20:00 GMT

The Thanksgiving Blog

First of all, let me just say happy Thanksgiving to everyone. I don't like the whole premise of the holiday, because it kind of celebrates the beginning of the end of an entire native race of people. ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 06:20:00 GMT

the day after

I'm a pretty cynical dude, if you guys hadn't noticed by now. Especially when it comes to this country, and it's politics. I guess it is to be expected. I was 18 years old when George W...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:36:00 GMT

election day of reckoning

(cross-posted in a bulletin)ideally i am a libertarian.i supported ron paul, but realistically i knew he would never have a chance.if i had to align myself with a political party based on it's core va...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:58:00 GMT