I'm a bad-ass. Everyone thinks I'm super hot..that's probably because I AM superhot but I can't help that.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jay Jay the Jackass
Birthday: 1980
Birthplace: St. Louie
Current Location: Houston
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chuck Taylor's
Your Weakness: Chronic Masturbator
Your Fears: Prison/Ass Rape
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lover's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To impregnate as many broads as I can
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck, I'm hungover
Your Best Physical Feature: Either my eyes or my weiner
Your Bedtime: Livin' after midnight, rockin' til the dawn
Your Most Missed Memory: All the girls I've loved before
Pepsi or Coke: Crack
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's Dollar Value Menu!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mixed
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ew, grody
Do you Smoke: When I drink
Do you Swear: A blue streak
Do you Sing: Karaoke God
Do you Shower Daily: Duh
Have you Been in Love: Sure
Do you want to go to College: I've been known to attend from time to time
Do you want to get Married: Sure
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Fuck no, pussy
Do you think you are Attractive: Sexiest Man Alive 2005
Are you a Health Freak: I do the Johnny Unitas workout, pumpin' those 16 ounce cans everyday
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure
Do you play an Instrument: Yep, clarinet and bass guitar with dreams of learning the accordion (SERIOUSLY)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Are you kidding? This should be "In the past 30 minutes."
In the past month have you Smoked: Sure
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs are bad kiddos
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't take 'em out to eat, I ain't hear to trick or treat, I ain't trying to fix your weave, I ain't heard of that!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Once
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hell No!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: You mean sushi or "suuuuuuuushi"?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Rockin' the karaoke mic
In the past month have you been Dumped: I never heard of groupies dumping their idol
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's too cold for swimming
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My lips are sealed
Ever been Drunk: Surely you jest
Ever been called a Tease: Come here and get your mushroom stamp
Ever been Beaten up: Ha! Many, many times
Ever Shoplifted: I plead the Fifth
How do you want to Die: Heart Attack, quick and easy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Anthropologist/Millionaire
What country would you most like to Visit: Afghanistan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Dark, dark, dark
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Gimme my shorties
Weight: skinny to a little chub
Best Clothing Style: Alterna-teen, Chucks and jeans
Number of Drugs I have taken: Drugs are bad
Number of CDs I own: Like 300
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: Like 100
Number of things in my Past I Regret: All the people I've been overly mean to and that one time I was throwing firecrackers and almost hit that chick in the face with one on accident
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