music, friends, playing guitar, drinking of course, breasts, the military, grilled cheese sandwiches, breasts, yelling, my super smokin hot wife, breasts, auntie anne's pretzels, mocha frappe' quads from green beans, MORROWIND, exercize, not having sweaty balls, air conditioning
harry carry, ernest, unknown hinson, and i still wanna kill that guy that does the military horn bullshit all day. who thought that was cool? (since kuwait) why are we still doing the horns overseas, in a time of war? i wanna meet the guy that can answer all of the questions about bullshit in the military.
let's try this one more time. mindlesselfindulgence, nin, misfits, metal, pantera, loony killaz, ministry, smashing pumpkins, jimi hendrix, neal young, massive attack, loveage, nothingface, mars volta, delinger escape plan, the beatles, babies in toyland, ween, portishead, boston, queen, mr bungle, rage against the machine, skinny puppy, ogre, front line, bluegrass, whatever i can play on my guitar, well i can't find any of my cds, looks like you just don't get the entire list, sorry -update- i'm about to check out some hank williams cd's from the library, quartz, thank you for the inspiration
motherfuckin transformers! we also watch way too much porn in the military. bootleg movies out the ass
screw tv-update- i haven't paided a dime for cable in about 5 years... cause it's gay.-update- still no cable. i won't have to deal with daytime television for a whole year! fucking outstanding- wrong, now that i'm here i get to watch afn. it's daytime tv with military commercials.
on yeah, we call em technical manuals and they're about 6 inches thick and they tell us how to do everything.-update- we still have all the tm's. besides that, we have received a million little pamphlets telling you how to clear your weapons, don't play in the street, don't sexually assault your buddy's face, and tie everything to something.
your mother-update-my wife, for being there for me the whole damn time and not faultering when she could have just said "fuck marrying a guy in the military". oh yeah, and vowing to love and cherish me forever, that's cool too.