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woody

bored to death....wait, now i'm busy to death....does that make sense?

About Me

i'm a soldier, i'm a mechanic, i'm fairly well motivated and i take pride in what i do. i try to fix anything that's broken, no matter what kind of vehicle it is......well, they make me work on all kinds of horseshit anyways.so i'm stuck here till december. i get to come home in july though. i finally got the internet in my room, so i'll be trying to get ahold of you fine folks more often.

My Interests

music, friends, playing guitar, drinking of course, breasts, the military, grilled cheese sandwiches, breasts, yelling, my super smokin hot wife, breasts, auntie anne's pretzels, mocha frappe' quads from green beans, MORROWIND, exercize, not having sweaty balls, air conditioning

I'd like to meet:

harry carry, ernest, unknown hinson, and i still wanna kill that guy that does the military horn bullshit all day. who thought that was cool? (since kuwait) why are we still doing the horns overseas, in a time of war? i wanna meet the guy that can answer all of the questions about bullshit in the military.

Music:

let's try this one more time. mindlesselfindulgence, nin, misfits, metal, pantera, loony killaz, ministry, smashing pumpkins, jimi hendrix, neal young, massive attack, loveage, nothingface, mars volta, delinger escape plan, the beatles, babies in toyland, ween, portishead, boston, queen, mr bungle, rage against the machine, skinny puppy, ogre, front line, bluegrass, whatever i can play on my guitar, well i can't find any of my cds, looks like you just don't get the entire list, sorry -update- i'm about to check out some hank williams cd's from the library, quartz, thank you for the inspiration

Movies:

motherfuckin transformers! we also watch way too much porn in the military. bootleg movies out the ass

Television:

screw tv-update- i haven't paided a dime for cable in about 5 years... cause it's gay.-update- still no cable. i won't have to deal with daytime television for a whole year! fucking outstanding- wrong, now that i'm here i get to watch afn. it's daytime tv with military commercials.

Books:

on yeah, we call em technical manuals and they're about 6 inches thick and they tell us how to do everything.-update- we still have all the tm's. besides that, we have received a million little pamphlets telling you how to clear your weapons, don't play in the street, don't sexually assault your buddy's face, and tie everything to something.

Heroes:

your mother-update-my wife, for being there for me the whole damn time and not faultering when she could have just said "fuck marrying a guy in the military". oh yeah, and vowing to love and cherish me forever, that's cool too.

My Blog

the infantry is lazy

well, i haven't posted a blog in however long, and i have about 13 minutes. so i'm in iraq. it's not that bad for the most part. i just hate the infantry. i work, sweat and bleed all day long. i work...
Posted by woody on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:57:00 PST

split personalities

what the hell? if you see some ad from me telling you to buy penis pills or some bull like that, please don't do it. i have no idea who keeps posting that shit, so don't click on it. seriously. oh wel...
Posted by woody on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:45:00 PST

yo yo yo

so, i graduate basic tomorrow....and then about an hour after that i am rushed off to aberdeen proving ground, that's in friggin maryland. i will stay there for about 14 weeks or so and then i'll be b...
Posted by woody on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:48:00 PST

me, the military and my anger

alright, for this is for those of you who didn't know or ignored my damn ass bulletin. i was supposed to ship out to basic training today, august the 9th. i left for indy yesterday the 8th. anyway, i ...
Posted by woody on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:22:00 PST

fuck today

fuck today. today was lame as hell. the weird part is that i had a nice day at work. yeah, work was fine. i get out and go to the bank. took 20 fucking minutes to deposit 4 dollars. then it took 15 mi...
Posted by woody on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 02:33:00 PST

word to all my homies

so this is going out to all my kendallville friends. i'm shipping out to basic april 17th. i've spent the past month in ohio with my dear girlfriend cause i love the shit out of her, and the 5 months ...
Posted by woody on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:35:00 PST

the st. patrick's day tango

good god almighty. i drank way. way. way.......way too much alcohol last night. and today i vomited so many times.......so many times....
Posted by woody on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 05:22:00 PST

good morning everyone

good morning all. i haven't received an email for god knows how long and it's really starting to kill my self esteem whenever i get online. that's ok, i've decided to live without you, hahaha. that's ...
Posted by woody on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 05:59:00 PST

free bird

fuckin sweet tities folks, i just got a new car to ring in the new year. it's the reason for the season bitch. you know i'm gonna be cruisin all nice and pimp like for real. sorry, i'm talking all ghe...
Posted by woody on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 05:07:00 PST

you know i got the boom with the biff

and you ladies wanna flip yo, yo, yo you know me, you know that   where the hell is the mail? why has the mail not come yet? is it no mail day? thios are questions i ponder at the moment. other t...
Posted by woody on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 08:31:00 PST