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Mary Mary Bo-berry

By your command!

About Me

I'm blunt, honest and don't put on a presentation. There is no need to put on a show, just be real. I'm a geek, I like MMO's, anything medieval, swords, sci-fi...I went to college for architecture in Arizona... moved back here and have been stuck since...



Your Stripper Song Is
.. Closer by Nine Inch Nails

"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"

When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?

My Interests

MMO's, Cooking, gardening, black eyeliner, art, photography, various kinds of literature, Pittsburgh Football, cats... I'm the creepy cat lady! I want to be a dirty old woman when I grow up. spicy food, tattoos... I'll get pretty much anything written on me for posterity.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp, Bill Cowher, William Shatner, Richard Dean Anderson, an Oompa Loompa, Liam Neeson, Claudia Black, Viggo Mortensen, The CEO of Starbucks... Open minded people, real people who aren't posers or trendy, or sellouts... If you're going to live your life, LIVE it. Things I hate... judgemental stereotypes, people who type entirely in AOL chatspeak, airheads, gossipy people who thrive from other's drama, drama altogether actually.

Your Penis Name Is...
Goliath Penis Name Generator

Music:

Anything 80's, Pantera, G and R... I do love me some Axl... Prince, Maroon 5, Queen, Tool, Stone Temple Pilots, Offspring, Bush, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Poison, NIN, Creed, Outkast, Korn, Eminem, Live, Everclear, Metallica, Evanescence, Mike and the Mechanics, Staind, Pearl Jam, Pink, Disturbed, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Matchbox 20, Green Day, Rob Zombie, Candlebox, Black Sabbath, Tom Petty, Nirvana... Louis Armstrong... you name it!

Movies:

"Star Wars", "The Secret of Nimh", "Firefly", "The Princess Bride", "Lord of the Rings Trilogy", "Alien", "O Brother, Where Art Thou?", "Indiana Jones", Forrest Gump", "Shawshank Redemption", "The War of the Worlds", "Stargate", "Kill Bill", "Office Space", "The Goonies", "Star Trek 2: the Wrath of Khan", (and any of the others, IMO 2 is best though) "Pirates of the Carribean",...

Television:

Battlestar Galactica (new and old, but I'm extremely in love with the new one,) Ghost Hunters, Buck Rogers, The Dog Whisperer, Farscape, Star Trek, anything A&E, History, or the Discovery Channel, G4, some Spike TV, Discover Channel or Comedy Central, The Family Guy, Stargate SG1 and Atlantis, the "Sharpe's" series starring Sean Bean, X-Files, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Celebrity Fit Club.

Books:

OK I had this up but it sporadically got deleted. "Painters of The Cave", "Paradise Lost", "Hoaxes, Myths, and Manias: Why We Need Critical Thinking", "Hitler: 1936-1945: Nemesis", "The Secret Art of Dr. Seuss", any Anne Rice books except the vampire ones, Shakespeare, "Beyond Reason: Art and Psychosis Works From the Prinzhorn Collection", "The Salem Witch Trials: A Day-by-Day Chronicle of New England Under Siege", all Edgar Allen Poe, Geoffrey Chaucer, H. G. Wells... I'll read cereal boxes if there's nothing else around, lol.

Heroes:

Christopher Walken, Captain Kirk. No one can shake a bitch, smack em, and still make out with em like he can. :-p