TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: Dont you get that the whole point of this is Anonimity?! 
Birthday: See above. 
Birthplace: And agaaaaaaain. 
Current Location: La Rue Jules Verne, Paris 
Eye Color: Blue 
Hair Color: Sandy 
Height: 5ft 10 ish 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidexterous. 
Your Heritage: American. 
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops 
Your Weakness: Letting people in 
Your Fears: Getting shot in some apartment in Paris 
Your Perfect Pizza: Well Im not a huge Pizza fan really, but I'll eat any sort really 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get over my pain 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont use it 
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCKING GOD! 
Your Best Physical Feature: My face 
Your Bedtime: I dont sleep much anymore 
Your Most Missed Memory: Everything before about 1980 
Pepsi or Coke: Both are fine by the gallon 
MacDonalds or Burger King: I could eat them both all day every day 
Single or Group Dates: Im easy, both are good by me 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: How about some REAL tea. 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Oooooh Icecream is always great 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hummm... Cappuccino sounds a bit faggy, so I'll take it 
Do you Smoke: Cigars mainly 
Do you Swear: Yup 
Do you Sing: Not very well (See Guys and Dolls) 
Do you Shower Daily: I shower hourly 
Have you Been in Love: I have been in loved and I have loved many many people in my life time, but none of these affairs have ever ammounted to anything 
Do you want to go to College: Not really no. 
Do you want to get Married: NEVER. AGAIN. 
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes 
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope, I have the constitution of an Ox 
Do you think you are Attractive: Hells yeah 
Are you a Health Freak: Nope 
Do you get along with your Parents: Well, I loved my mother deeply, and hated my father equaly. So a bit I Guess. 
Do you like Thunderstorms: I especially like to walk in them when considering taking a controversial role 
Do you play an Instrument: BONGOS! 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Possibly 
In the past month have you Smoked: Maybe 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nothing hardcore no 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, ALAS 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope I dont go out in public unless im in desguise 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: more than just one box... 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. I love Japanese culture 
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not since the 1950s no. Well i was breifly on a stage at a Michael Jackson concert... but thats it. 
In the past month have you been Dumped: I dont get dumped, I dump 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Frequently and without remorse 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nothing that didnt belong to me in the first place. 
Ever been Drunk: More than 1000 times. 
Ever been called a Tease: See above, then times it by infinity 
Ever been Beaten up: Yup. 
Ever Shoplifted: Only as a joke! 
How do you want to Die: Hopefully naturally, and not in some sort of drive by shooting or something. that would suck. 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dont think I will ever grow up really. No matter how old i get 
What country would you most like to Visit: Ive Been everywhere I want to visit. 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: not fussed 
Favourite Hair Color: same 
Short or Long Hair: same 
Height: same 
Weight: same 
Best Clothing Style: same 
Number of Drugs I have taken: A few 
Number of CDs I own: Countless 
Number of Piercings: ZERO! 
Number of Tattoos: ZERO! 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I think that it is best not to regret things that you cannot change. You always regret things you have little or no control over, and that is pointless. 
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I like having 3 day casual affairs.
I play the bongos.
I was a Journalist in Japan.
I speak French.
I had a wife, but she is a cunt. Women tend to bother me in general.
People Like to make little tribute videos about me, and mention me in songs
I sometimes like to stay in shape. Other times I dont give a flying rat's ass.
I often get the feeling that I'm having the same conversations over and over and over again.
I wouldnt say I was a violent man, but that doesnt mean Im afraid to fight
Some people think I have a Martyr complex...
Some people think I am unusual.
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LARRY KING INTERVIEW (With Adverts Im sorry to say)
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Any women, so long as they dont tell me their goddamned names, especially if they are open to... alternative sexual situations. Theyd have to be willing to fuck a dying street pig and breath in it's death farts for me though. They must be well kept, and be willing to trim their nails. Women will be the death of me.
 
My mother taught me hundreds of songs, and I remember them all. Funnily enough I dont remember the lyrics to any songs after about 1970... 
Contrary to Popular Oppinion I cannot sing a single note
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BUT I can play the Bongos
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Oh loads
The Men (or Battlestripe as it is known to some)
A Streetcar Named Desire
Viva Zapata
The Wild One
On The Waterfront
One Eyed Jacks
 
Reflections in a golden eye
Go Out And Buy Them All. Now.
I only watch TV when Im in Faversham. British TV is the best in the world... Although I couldnt stand ITVs THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS. That really butchered Tenessee William's play. However Cracker more than makes up for any failings in British Television
SONGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME by Marlon Brando. Psychoanalysis books, particularly by Yung and Freud. Geographic books about Tahiti are quite good. I remember reading many books about exotic locations in the local library in my youth.
I dont admire anyone but me. I am great. Bow.